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“Specialization is for insects” — Lazarus Long Old-school open data / gov tech nerd. Pronouns: he/him/his Opinions my own. Will not comply. Dog is not my own. Dog will comply for belly rubs. https://chrismetcalf.net https://proven.lol/d851d0

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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

07.02.2026 05:01 👍 33617 🔁 6994 💬 221 📌 182

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

01.02.2026 15:40 👍 16720 🔁 4840 💬 94 📌 73
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18.01.2026 03:51 👍 14179 🔁 2616 💬 439 📌 112
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How Trump Turned a Foreign Country Into a Piggybank And how Marco Rubio used Trump to hurt Cuba.

Trump is severing the linkage between the legislature and the purse, and attempting to concentrate access to capital in the hands of the executive. This is not how a president of the United States observing the Constitution operates.

18.01.2026 03:00 👍 729 🔁 238 💬 57 📌 9

That’s a fun project with probably $50 worth of Home Depot parts. Great engineering lesson for the kiddos.

12.01.2026 04:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Let us all stand with Chairman Powell.

12.01.2026 02:36 👍 33396 🔁 8704 💬 984 📌 567

“Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil’s schemes. For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” E6:11

11.01.2026 02:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of a plaque honoring the law enforcement that protected the Capitol on January 6, 2021.

Picture of a plaque honoring the law enforcement that protected the Capitol on January 6, 2021.

Why won’t Speaker Johnson display this plaque thanking law enforcement for their heroic efforts to protect our Democracy on January 6?

07.01.2026 03:42 👍 2100 🔁 516 💬 129 📌 21
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January 6th and the Never-Ending Coup Trump’s insurrection could happen again.

It is a sad fact—but a fact nonetheless—that we have in the White House a fundamentally anti-American administration.

07.01.2026 05:00 👍 691 🔁 175 💬 30 📌 7

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

03.01.2026 10:52 👍 59760 🔁 20296 💬 1561 📌 1137

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

03.01.2026 13:48 👍 40113 🔁 9479 💬 759 📌 316
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/

27.12.2025 23:00 👍 2353 🔁 355 💬 73 📌 39
Jesus slaps a demon

Jesus slaps a demon

Merry Christmas 🎅 🎄😏

25.12.2025 16:42 👍 1911 🔁 368 💬 37 📌 14

Sending three ghosts tonight to fuck up Stephen Miller.

25.12.2025 03:48 👍 14744 🔁 1547 💬 659 📌 109

My heart continues to be warmed by the Catholic Church in this horrific timeline.

25.12.2025 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
String of updates saying Donald Trump just posted on Truth Social.

String of updates saying Donald Trump just posted on Truth Social.

Barack Obama posts "Merry Christmas! Michele and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy." There's a photo of Barack and Michele Obama standing next to each other.

Barack Obama posts "Merry Christmas! Michele and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy." There's a photo of Barack and Michele Obama standing next to each other.

Christmas morning

25.12.2025 18:08 👍 5597 🔁 570 💬 95 📌 40
patandseankelly on Instagram: "Thank you @stixywixy for letting us steal your idea. 🎄..#mashup #90s #christmas2025 #twasthenightbeforechristmasView all 2,939 com…" Thank you @stixywixy for letting us steal your idea. 🎄..#mashup #90s #christmas2025 #twasthenightbeforechristmasView all 2,939 comments

And to all a good night! 🎸🎄

www.instagram.com/reel/DSbQhZc...

25.12.2025 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Like it or not, what Trump says or does while US president represents you as a whole, an entire country, an entire people, whether you voted for him or not, protest him or not, he is your legal and international face, and YES that should piss you the fuck off. It is possible for you to be angrier.

23.12.2025 14:10 👍 1064 🔁 231 💬 29 📌 9
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HahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhHahahahahahhahahahahahhaha OMG WHAT A DAMN PATHETIC TINY CLOWN BOY

22.12.2025 22:20 👍 10446 🔁 2352 💬 1694 📌 330
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Rick Steves steps in to save Seattle-area hygiene center serving homeless residents Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020.

Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020. n.pr/3MKbmJH

22.12.2025 06:20 👍 4801 🔁 1095 💬 84 📌 119

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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This is entirely to please Trump, who has voiced criticism of 60 Minutes under the new owners, who are the definition of rank amatuers, emphasis on rank. This Stephen Miller interview suggestion is idiotic in the context of this story and shows a startling lack of sophistication or smarts.

22.12.2025 05:15 👍 1397 🔁 315 💬 45 📌 12
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica
Surviving CECOT (full documentary) | Deported to a Maximum-Security Prison | FRONTLINE + ProPublica YouTube video by FRONTLINE PBS | Official

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

21.12.2025 22:26 👍 12950 🔁 7030 💬 99 📌 241
News Team,
Thank you for the notes and texts. I apologize for not reaching out earlier.
I learned on Saturday that Bari Weiss spiked our story, INSIDE CECOT, which was supposed to air tonight. We (Ori and I) asked for a call to discuss her decision. She did not afford us that courtesy/opportunity.
Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now-after every rigorous internal check has been met is not an editorial decision, it is a political one.
We requested responses to questions and/or interviews with DHS, the White House, and the State Department. Government silence is a statement, not a VETO. Their refusal to be interviewed is a tactical maneuver designed
to kill the story.
If the administration's refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, we

News Team, Thank you for the notes and texts. I apologize for not reaching out earlier. I learned on Saturday that Bari Weiss spiked our story, INSIDE CECOT, which was supposed to air tonight. We (Ori and I) asked for a call to discuss her decision. She did not afford us that courtesy/opportunity. Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now-after every rigorous internal check has been met is not an editorial decision, it is a political one. We requested responses to questions and/or interviews with DHS, the White House, and the State Department. Government silence is a statement, not a VETO. Their refusal to be interviewed is a tactical maneuver designed to kill the story. If the administration's refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, we

have effectively handed them a "kill switch" for any reporting they find inconvenient.
If the standard for airing a story becomes
"the government must agree to be
interviewed," then the government effectively gains control over the 60 Minutes broadcast.
We go from an investigative powerhouse to a stenographer for the state.
These men risked their lives to speak with us.
We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their
stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless.
CBS spiked the Jeffrey Wigand interview due to legal concerns, nearly destroying the credibility of this broadcast. It took years to recover from that "low point." By pulling this story to shield an administration, we are repeating that history, but for political optics rather than legal ones.

have effectively handed them a "kill switch" for any reporting they find inconvenient. If the standard for airing a story becomes "the government must agree to be interviewed," then the government effectively gains control over the 60 Minutes broadcast. We go from an investigative powerhouse to a stenographer for the state. These men risked their lives to speak with us. We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless. CBS spiked the Jeffrey Wigand interview due to legal concerns, nearly destroying the credibility of this broadcast. It took years to recover from that "low point." By pulling this story to shield an administration, we are repeating that history, but for political optics rather than legal ones.

We have been promoting this story on social media for days. Our viewers are expecting it.
When it fails to air without a credible
explanation, the public will correctly identify this as corporate censorship. We are trading 50 years of "Gold Standard" reputation for a single week of political quiet.
I care too much about this broadcast to watch
it be dismantled without a fight.
Sharyn

We have been promoting this story on social media for days. Our viewers are expecting it. When it fails to air without a credible explanation, the public will correctly identify this as corporate censorship. We are trading 50 years of "Gold Standard" reputation for a single week of political quiet. I care too much about this broadcast to watch it be dismantled without a fight. Sharyn

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

22.12.2025 03:37 👍 27408 🔁 10851 💬 679 📌 958

Worth noting, I guess, that inside of a year we've gone from administration officials taking selfies of themselves at CECOT and bragging about how it's hell on earth to now getting their horrible little media worms to kill stories about it

22.12.2025 02:55 👍 8828 🔁 2184 💬 56 📌 44
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

19.12.2025 22:05 👍 16125 🔁 2631 💬 422 📌 496
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The Epstein Files, everybody!

19.12.2025 21:13 👍 21033 🔁 5468 💬 997 📌 1050
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Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!

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Trump says Lisa Cook is unfit to be a Fed governor because she claimed two different properties as her primary residence on her mortgage applications. (Cook denies this.)

Trump did the exact same thing on mortgage applications submitted a mere 7 weeks apart.

www.propublica.org/article/trum...

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