Seattle Scott

This is a gross exaggeration of the #fat fuck’s wiener.

Putin is a puke. Why is he even n my feed.. #fuckputin geez I’m tired of all this hatred pouring out of me constantly. I’m a good respectable fun guy! This country #suckshit right now. #FUCK

So… keep it quiet till you have a confirmed offer… then bail. #fucktheman

What does that mean, punitive if you leave…? Gimme my check, here’s your stupid notice… oh, you gonna not schedule me cause I gave notice? You think that hurts, Bitch!? Hahaha… punitive… bring it, whores.

#SHUTUP

Yep… those Most Evil of #schoolgirls #TACOTRUMP #Weak #sorryass #pathetic #onewish

Talking heads should stop

I thought ass licking was frowned upon in greater society #brownnose #asslick #regimemedia

Is there any way to disable that sleep score? I hate it so much. I just want the old graphs thing… the sleep score puts me in a competition mindset and I hate it

AND… he wore a hat.

The fucking word is #PENIS. He can murder and rape but this meme maker can’t use the god damned clinical word? And we wonder how we got here.

I NEED AN EDIT BUTTON! GAAAHHH!
Perfect op for the Superman, Flash, or Batman Underoos experience… with a tasteful blouse

#DJT #donaldtrump #asshole #fat #weak #pussy #cunt #unwell #guillotine #capitolpunishment #endthereign #nokings #shutuppiggy

Any fool idiot that did whatever this coked up brain worm #freak in a very real sense of the word… gets what they get. Sorry, not sorry. That #fuckface turned against every safety we have proven over many decades of science. One toilet sniffing coke freak tells you measles vax don’t work and… #FU

#lindsey giving #gays a bad name for decades… shut up you #closeted old buffoon.

I don’t buy it.

If I’m honest… I really thought slipping on a banana peel was more of a threat than it’s turned out to be. 🍌

Shut up #Jake fuck I’m sick of that guy. #SHUTUP

Baked chicken (Washington farms finest never frozen no hormones etc, the f***in’ best…) asparagus, a little potato and a killer salad with spinach and onions and toms… in home made sorta-not-exactly-Ranch. Killer.

While the universe burns, we are watching what we eat! Baked chicken (Washington farms finest never frozen no hormones etc, the f***in’ best…) asparagus, a little potato and a killer salad with spinach and onions and toms… in home made sorta-not-exactly-Ranch. Killer.

A stop sign with the word ICE “Stop ICE” on the same pole with the street sign for pike place

My hometown. Deep in the Pike Market. Corner of Pike Place and Stewart. Seattle.

I could not care any less if the #fat #potus wore a #hat. He is a #felon #rapist #Nazi… let’s focus .

Was it good? Sounds yummy!!

Meow!

This kind of story ALWAYS makes me roll my eyes… oh REALLY?! They used garlic and celery and meat? Really? In cooking? No shit?!? Fucking modern man is so egotistical. Shut up already, cavemen ate… or you wouldn’t be here. Sheesh.

Don’t be gatekeeping my lust for brownies… how about a brownie cheesecake?

Oof… not today though… 🌧️

And Cinnamon and Cherysh (with a y)

I really don’t want ANYBODY to die… but I def want us to lose any war we start. Fucking bullies.

Fucking #treason

This is GREAT! I just saw a YouTuber do a whole bike transit episode and asked out loud why this wasn’t taken care of with the rest of the bike lane project on the waterfront. Nice… Thanks #SDOT!