Archangel Gabriel

Well. All I can say on that is you will no doubt be entertained.

Only one of those things is even somewhat useful on a battlefield, and still a little debatable.

Fine, sure. Messy mortals.

Was that necessary.

I certainly hoped so.

Sure, sure. Now he does.

I have no idea what you're saying now, and I'm pretty sure neither do you.

What do you mean where do I "think" human babies come from? A man and a woman make a choice to have a child, there are bones involved sometimes. Other times we come down from On High and just tell them it's happening. It's very straightforward.

She is All That Is. I will not pander to any questions about the Lord's "hotness."

I know his abilities well enough, he technically trained under me when I managed him.

He just didn't train to my standards for a majority of that time.

Truly ridiculous.

All angels have an effect on humans when they Appear Unto them, though that isn't what happened on that day. Any human reaction similar to that phenomenon was entirely coincidental.

What? No, of course I did not design my own corporation. I picked out these eyes, but that's all.

That was less about "size" and more about "strength and fighting ability." We were preparing for war. He'd gone soft.

Devote yourself to the Lord above Her Creations.

Hm. Surprising to hear that.

Well. Sure.

I am confused but feel compelled to agree.

I have. It's a strong muscle. Your choice to admire heavenly- er, bodies- is your own.

Interested? What do you mean?

I've seen your art. I'm not flattered. More "harassed."

Humans have "butts." It's nothing new, though I will agree it is a powerful muscle, and I am a Glorious Being by definition.

But aren't humans usually unclothed at least once a day?

Incredible how you can spend your entire existence devoted to Heavenly Works and the one thing that sticks with humans isn't your power, glory, or devotion, but the sight of your corporation.

Keep it up, you'll get somewhere. Eventually. Probably.

It's never too late to try for the things you want in life.

Not saying you will succeed, but still. Climb every mountain, etc.

....right. I should have known.

Oh. That makes more sense. Why did Beelzebub say it was "abscess"?

Why do you humans say "abscess makes the heart grow fonder"? Surely you mean "tender."

Great. We will gird our loins.