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BEHOLD 👁👄👁

Whats it taste like??? Im so curious haha

My dog said cheese tax or death 😂😂

I can still make that happen lol 😆

I should've bought the whole Philips Hue setup but whewwww boy was it expensive just for me to bop around to lights with buds in 😂

The lights wont work when I use buds, it needs to use the built in mic. 😭😡

Okay, I dont hate it, but the camera is driving me nuts. The final test is whether or not the lights sync to my phone while Im playing music with buds in.

Cutie patootie alert, this is not a drill

Eat a Chipotle burrito. 💁‍♂️

Asking men how to use the hip thrust machine at the gym...for science and health.

Confession: for years I thought this actor in Real Genius was actually Sarah Jessica Parker pretending to be a boy.

Edibles and we get goofy while Outer Limits (90s) plays in the background.

a close up of a car window with greetings earthling written on the bottom ALT: a close up of a car window with greetings earthling written on the bottom

When im high af in the elevator with my dog and someone tries to make small talk with me:

This IS my hobby.

a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with trophies and tiaras . ALT: a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf filled with trophies and tiaras .

Absolutely no one: .....

Me: im gonna start the Rapture rumor again.

Just tried "What God Smokes" and found out shes really pissed at us you guys 😭

The world is burning, lets masturbate.
- Divine David.

I hate it here so much. 😡

Cutie patootie alert, this is not a drill.

Genuine question, did Congress officially vote to allow this war or is Trump just ushering in the apocalypse?

Berghain (Remix) by Conrad Taylor, Rosalía, Björk, and Yves Tumor.

Yesssssssssss it finally dropped. 🔥🔥🔥

An array of cinnamon apple hand pies in the shape of an apple. Theyre fresh from the oven, golden amber brown, in the shape of an apple. Theyre coated with cinnamon sugar.

Okay but for real, these came out so bomb. Theyre cinnamon apple hand pies.

In other gay news, i do kinda look like a butch lesbian sometimes....

Jan from "But Im A Cheerleader" shes sitting next to Hilary. Wearing a pink button up shirt. Shes saying "I just want a big fat wiener up my a..."

Amen, sister.

Seeing a WHOLE LOTTA winkies in my timeline. Full power to the shields, da fuq?

💀💀💀 oh no lol. Ive deffo been pink before, its no bueno lol

Moist and perfectly seasoned chicken breast bites. They're a perfect amber golden brown. Theyre coated in bread crumbs and hardwood smoked garlic seasoning.

Moist.

My guy. You were BURNT 😲😲

Tornadoes and Hurricanes are very queer coded.