Alice's Dickdumb Diary

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survivors of a hyper cock world

Just finished reading absolute martian manhunter. Best series ever. They could beat Goku.

white woman pussy explosion

(Patreon release from august 30th)

Sybil look outside my beloved *smooches her 5000000000000000 times*

There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting

YAY tell the gc I say hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

...clearly, Don wasn't built for NNN... >~>;

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Age gap Yuri where the younger one is the more experienced and perverted of the two, with the older being more sensitive and easy to fluster than when she was a virgin due to how long it's been since she got some attention

[Disclaimer: THIS USER DOES NOT SUPPORT THE USAGE OF CRACK COCAINE!!!!!!]

My drug dealer too thicc they got me snorting crack

[Disclaimer: THIS POST IS A HUMOROUS PUN ABOUT SNIFFING BUTTHOLE!!!!!!]

I'm going to assume you're new here and not just point to my several Witch posts and instead politely say Yes I am :D and then I blink so so so cutely and think of the game and smile because it's amazing

Queen Of Hatred: quintessential trans girl dick. Long, thin, delicate and somewhat soft no matter how erect it gets. 5 inches.

Knight of despair: Pussy

King Of Greed: Absolutely ginormous, a size that makes you consider perhaps it is the the main reason she's locked up

S'all good, I dodged it

I'm so happy that the ass digging porn trend never died, because you know for a fact that my endless, aching, almost existential desire to jerk off to it hasn't

Girl with a massive, disgusting cock too scary for porn who whines and whimpers as she jerks off with two fingers

Vs

Girl with a perma-soft 2 incher that slams into both fists while grunting and groaning like a wild animal

(They are girlfriends jerking off on call)

That good old fashion "um, do I know you?" to desperately tonguing at and snorting her ass crack like the devoted newly wed wife you are pipeline (3 hours)

It/its cock that is so gigantic and monstrous you'd understand why the owner doesn't want to go by any pronouns that belittle's their glory into something as pathetic as a human

How can I make this about Don Squirting

Don Quixote dildo posting #yuppp

Post about ass (vaguest title ever award)

Studies show an absurdly high uptick in vTuber doing fan meet and greets specifically on the day after No Nut November ends, some of the most high profile ones even setting up the events to begin at 12:01, the moment the month comes to a close
It is impossible to guess the meaning of this phenomenon

"What, you've never seen a girl with a cock before?" she says, like you weren't met with a 12 inch, still flavor flesh python slapping against your face the moment you took off her panties, which only had the slightest semblance of a bulge

Mushroom girl skeet

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Post about acceptable workplace behavior (1/2)

Fucking an animal girl so hard you accidentally rewire her brain into a different species.

The catgirl starts howling as you ram your cock into her, the bunny girl starts mooing as you roughly grope her tits, and the sheep girl starts oinking as she snorts your ass...

Evil sex robot let's go this is what life is all about

Girl with a massive ass but no tits and a girl with massive tits but no pass, smothering some lucky soul on both sides between their giant soft flesh while arguing with the other about how you TOOOOOTALLY like their flavor of sexmeat better

Milfs wearing conservative clothing that they insist used to fit them, but has over time turned into complete pornwear on their absurd, soft, breedmeat bodies..

"Ah, dear, I don't think I've worn this since I was your age~" she says while wearing a skirt that literally covers 0% of her gigantic ass

If there're any glaring errors just know I wrote this at 1am and was too enthralled with the yuri to pay attention

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