Kellie

Finally completed a sub-7:30 Sunday 💅🏻

Sometimes I think back on the two decades I wasted believing I didn’t like mushrooms and am overwhelmed with shame about what a colossal dumbass I was

I love The Pitt, the show full of complex characters with interesting flaws and also God’s two most perfect creatures Mel and Dana

"many such cases" and "many people are saying" have fully infiltrated my workplace's vernacular

Was sort of hesitant to read this in my current bad headspace because I found The Mars Room so depressing but I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much reading a novel

Peacock should let you pay extra for a picture-in-picture feed of Kate watching this season of Below Deck

Wisconsin gives Florida a third senator and this is what we get in return?!

tragic news for the brandy slush community

“They just hustled Yam Yam out of there like Mike Pence on January 6.”

“everyone on bravo is stupid,” says area man who can only conceptualize social strategy when there’s voting and elimination involved

Went to Scent Bar

The Testament of Ann Lee did not get nominated for any Oscars but it did get my best friend to spend the last several days talking about how she’s going to become a Shaker and nobody is sure if she’s doing a bit or not

My new PCP has an interest in crossword puzzles listed in her website bio and she is not even a little bit prepared for how I'm going to waltz into my physical and stunt on her NYT times

Impossible to overstate the degree to which biting the vacuum is her new personality

Dave-os

it’s so good, i love watching my toxic friends!!

You won't catch me posting a carousel of pictures from the year I took my doctoral exams

Like I am truly so diseased that I’m enjoying this game more than I would have enjoyed the Packers winning

Turns out I’m a hater first and a Packers fan second

Unironically believe these snoozy red carpet choices to be a recession indicator

Grocery aisles hate to see every right-wing man who posted the words “situational awareness” this week coming

Favorite books of 2025

Cause of death: the Packers fielding onside kicks

Dr. Simone needs to run away and join the Top of the Lake shipping container cult imho

Most esteemed of honors

I generally respect the accuracy of this program but as someone who grew up watching my ER doctor godmother point to motorcyclists without helmets and yell "organ donor!" I am distressed by this

Are they giving NFL players sideline churus now

I just bought two of these in anticipation of rotting during the liminal space between Christmas and New Years and this post has made me even more excited to do them

In the span of fifteen minutes last night this dog:
- barfed
- lunged at and bit the vacuum cleaner
- pooped
- wolfed down a whole bowl of food