Andrea but not Swift

perfect monday reminder 🫶🏼

any good podcast recommendations that come out on monday mornings?

i have certain podcasts to start my day usually but always seem to need a new one on mondays.

thank you so much for sharing this with me! he is honestly my favorite, this made my whole day

Tell me you don’t actually understand how the brain works whatsoever without telling me… 🤦🏻‍♀️

what a great omen it is to randomly stumble upon a mitch joke 🥰

thank you for your positive words! baking anything that is extra tasty today or that you enjoy making?

hi patty! i have been great! how are you?

they both know i know they are married too. yall really just out here making contact with anyone they think showed them a lick of attention? this is why i don’t regret being married at this point.

men really disappoint me. i haven’t opened up snapchat in so long but wanted to look at something. i didn’t know it was set up like ig stories and accidentally swiped through a few people trying to get out of it. 2 that i saw were men i used to date and are now married. both sent me messages. yuck.

i forgot i was with my sister and not my child and started rehearsing a phone call that i was about to have with my brother and this girl really looked at me and said, “what the… weirdo.” 🫣🤣 i am cracking tf up.

when you let the mask slip off a little too much… lol

praying for grace and protection over donald trump?! leave God alone and let him deal with the people that actually need the prayers due to the evil actions of trump and those that support this regime.

the way that i literally have to be mindful of what videos i play on my phone about the news because it can truly disrupt my teenager’s nervous system pisses me tf off. how in the hell did we end up here? 😔

such a peculiar feeling.

i truly do not recall the majority of my life and not just in a way where i have so many missing memories but i genuinely don’t really remember how i was as a child. recently, people close to me have said things about my younger self and i am just like wait.. are you sure you are talking about me?

if you have ever voted for trump, i wouldn’t even trust a restaurant recommendation from you.

there’s a tiktok called love_panda and every morning i get to see these sweet balls of fluff and it truly brightens my day. i am not really sure where exactly they are but i hope those babies are treated amazingly.

in my next life, i wish to be a panda.

i wouldn’t be upset if taylor swift just decided she wanted to release “need” today 💭

Text message from ex: Today 2:50 PM Went to therapy today and just wanna say sorry for alot of the bs from the past. If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam. Report Spam

has every single woman alive received this text at one point or another? 🤣 like thanks buddy.

don’t you just love when you cook something and after your first bite think, “damn, i’m a good cook.”

AMBER GLENN AT THE GALA PERFORMING TO GAGA 😍😍😍

i know this is an unpopular opinion but i genuinely think food tastes better when it is lukewarm as opposed to piping hot 🫣

do yall remember judging your parents when you were younger? i remember my brother being a brand new baby, so i was 4 and thinking i could do a better job at this than my mom. also was constantly judging how she parented my older sister. yall did that too right? 🤣

my daughter made some sticky toffee pudding and it quite possibly may be the best thing i have ever eaten. i have had some before, but this one is to die for!!

why are we acting like obama is a problem for saying aliens are real when we already had a whole discussion about all of this?! and of course trump will paint it into something that will encourage others to cast more hate on obama. anything to divide us more. 🙄

yall played your hearts out! i hope they are proud of themselves too!

i am so happy for these girls! and how impressive for amber to still come in 5th overall! 🥹

alysa freaking liu!!!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

the saturn in aries is really starting to show up all over! 👏🏼

i wish you weren’t right, but you absolutely are!

My thoughts exactly!