BELFAST (usual one, not Nebraska)! Touring "The Bench" all up in your area on 5th and 6th March at The Limelight. Game? www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/20902...
@mikewozniak
Showbusinessman. One bean of @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social. The Malcolm Durridge behind the St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast. Devoted assistant to the Junior Taskmaster. www.mrmikewozniak.com
BELFAST (usual one, not Nebraska)! Touring "The Bench" all up in your area on 5th and 6th March at The Limelight. Game? www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/20902...
Had a high old time finding out about this here quill-jockey from @gregjenner.bsky.social and Prof Marion Turner on the supreme You're Dead To Me. Edification + Fun = Podcasting Sweet Spot. Out now in all the usual!.
(Pictured: horse not quill. Everyone's allowed a day off).
Where we lay our Hyundai i10 is home. New episode of Three Bean Salad and the "LUKEWARM" warning light is flashing like there's no tomorrow. Art from Henry Paker (of London!!! And no doubt any day now to be declared "By Royal Appointment"). podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
New beans episode for a new year. Non-failed-resolution based despite the artwork/theme. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Wee little Crimbo piece if you're in the mood: www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
It's Christmas in Mobland too you know. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Three Beans hitting Machfest of course: machcomedyfest.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...
π¨ Mike Wozniak - Extra Show π¨
His first show has already sold out, so here's another one for you!
π Mike Wozniak - The Bench
π Sat 02 May 2026 - 1:30PM
π The Mach Arena
ποΈ On sale now fromΒ https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/
More tours dates unleashed (all to be found at www.mrmikewozniak.com ). Leeds Grand Theatre on 26th Sept and London Palladium on 5th November on sale as of right now of all things.
Extra tour dates added right now for times and places that fit your schedule like a snooker ball in the right kind of pocket hopefully. Tickets here: mrmikewozniak.com
Liverpool is it? Yes please. Box office now open for The Bench at the Playhouse. 23rd Jan. everymanplayhouse.com/event/mike-w...
What's that? There are still a few tickets left for Three Bean Salad live at the King's Theatre Glasgow on Monday? Why the blazes haven't they mentioned this before????? www.atgtickets.com/shows/three-...
Extra London date isn't it!
Bonus Soho Walthamstow date added 13th March! Huzzah!
Tour sale now very much in the chocks away phase (mostly - a few dates go on sale later but that's all made clear at the website in the bio). The show is irresistibly titled "The Bench" and it shall be a hoppin' and a skippin' and a jumpin' all around the UK and Ireland in 2026.
Pre-sale done and dusted and thank you one and all! More tickets released into the wild for the general sale tomorrow from 10am. Details in website in bio as per...
Sorry to wilfully mislead. Just after your attention for a moment as a pre-sale of my new stand-up tour "The Bench" begins today at 10am. Top-secret, inner-sanctum pre-sale link via mailing list at website in bio or Three Bean Salad pod Patreon wotsit. General sale starts tomorrow 10am. BYO gravy.
"The Bench" is hitting the UK and Ireland like a high-speed bench in 2026. A hot 'n' fresh new stand-up tour coming to a theatre near you (potentially)! Pre-sale tickets via mailing list (link in bio) or if youβre a Three Bean Patron. Starts 30.10.25 10am. General on-sale 31.10.25 10am. Yes please!
Ideal development for the short-film-hungry.
Brought to you by Kendal Mint Cake Systems (an Omnicorp company): podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
In today's ep, we keep you abreast of the latest news about the Jacobinius Arse Syndrome crisis. Featuring: @mikewozniak.bsky.social @tneenan.bsky.social @mmaarrow.bsky.social and sueharrison123.bsky.socialβ¬. Thanks to @garethgwynn.bsky.social for production help.maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...y/
The Crown Jewel of podcasts. Show notes:
I'm doing the Camden Fringe on 28-30 July.
(6.30pm, Aces and Eights, Tufnell Park).
It's a show about my great-grandfather, Cyril (aka "The Bard of Gower") and is a work-in-progress - but some of Cyril's stuff is 80+ years old, so I'm calling those bits "run-in".
camdenfringe.com/events/garet...
New episode of Three Bean Salad to be listened to on bended knee OR standing to attention but nowhere in between please. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Must see:
May your quiver be filled with beans today: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Hello and yes and yes and thank you for asking and I'll keep you in the loop for sure!
Why not stop wizzing on that jellyfish sting and try applying soothing beans instead? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
Bidges get midges. Show notes:
BE the flame podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...