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Mike Wozniak

@mikewozniak

Showbusinessman. One bean of @threebeansaladpod.bsky.social. The Malcolm Durridge behind the St Elwick's Neighbourhood Association Newsletter Podcast. Devoted assistant to the Junior Taskmaster. www.mrmikewozniak.com

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BELFAST (usual one, not Nebraska)! Touring "The Bench" all up in your area on 5th and 6th March at The Limelight. Game? www.ticketmaster.ie/artist/20902...

03.02.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Had a high old time finding out about this here quill-jockey from @gregjenner.bsky.social and Prof Marion Turner on the supreme You're Dead To Me. Edification + Fun = Podcasting Sweet Spot. Out now in all the usual!.

(Pictured: horse not quill. Everyone's allowed a day off).

30.01.2026 09:56 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Where we lay our Hyundai i10 is home. New episode of Three Bean Salad and the "LUKEWARM" warning light is flashing like there's no tomorrow. Art from Henry Paker (of London!!! And no doubt any day now to be declared "By Royal Appointment"). podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

28.01.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bodybuilders Podcast Episode Β· Three Bean Salad Β· 07/01/2026 Β· 1h 5m

New beans episode for a new year. Non-failed-resolution based despite the artwork/theme. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

07.01.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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My weirdest Christmas: I tried to catch out Santa with a whoopee cushion – but the Big Man outwitted me Who was Santa, really? Aged eight, I devised a cunning plan to catch him in the act, involving a booby trap and a camera. Unfortunately, the joke was on me …

Wee little Crimbo piece if you're in the mood: www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

22.12.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Christmas in Mobland too you know. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

17.12.2025 11:38 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Three Beans hitting Machfest of course: machcomedyfest.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

14.12.2025 11:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 Mike Wozniak - Extra Show 🚨

His first show has already sold out, so here's another one for you!

🌟 Mike Wozniak - The Bench
πŸ“† Sat 02 May 2026 - 1:30PM
πŸ“ The Mach Arena

🎟️ On sale now from https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/

14.11.2025 10:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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More tours dates unleashed (all to be found at www.mrmikewozniak.com ). Leeds Grand Theatre on 26th Sept and London Palladium on 5th November on sale as of right now of all things.

21.11.2025 11:03 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Extra tour dates added right now for times and places that fit your schedule like a snooker ball in the right kind of pocket hopefully. Tickets here: mrmikewozniak.com

14.11.2025 10:28 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Liverpool is it? Yes please. Box office now open for The Bench at the Playhouse. 23rd Jan. everymanplayhouse.com/event/mike-w...

13.11.2025 12:08 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What's that? There are still a few tickets left for Three Bean Salad live at the King's Theatre Glasgow on Monday? Why the blazes haven't they mentioned this before????? www.atgtickets.com/shows/three-...

07.11.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Extra London date isn't it!

04.11.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bonus Soho Walthamstow date added 13th March! Huzzah!

31.10.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tour sale now very much in the chocks away phase (mostly - a few dates go on sale later but that's all made clear at the website in the bio). The show is irresistibly titled "The Bench" and it shall be a hoppin' and a skippin' and a jumpin' all around the UK and Ireland in 2026.

31.10.2025 10:46 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Pre-sale done and dusted and thank you one and all! More tickets released into the wild for the general sale tomorrow from 10am. Details in website in bio as per...

30.10.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry to wilfully mislead. Just after your attention for a moment as a pre-sale of my new stand-up tour "The Bench" begins today at 10am. Top-secret, inner-sanctum pre-sale link via mailing list at website in bio or Three Bean Salad pod Patreon wotsit. General sale starts tomorrow 10am. BYO gravy.

30.10.2025 08:12 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"The Bench" is hitting the UK and Ireland like a high-speed bench in 2026. A hot 'n' fresh new stand-up tour coming to a theatre near you (potentially)! Pre-sale tickets via mailing list (link in bio) or if you’re a Three Bean Patron. Starts 30.10.25 10am. General on-sale 31.10.25 10am. Yes please!

28.10.2025 10:39 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

Ideal development for the short-film-hungry.

23.10.2025 09:24 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Brought to you by Kendal Mint Cake Systems (an Omnicorp company): podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

23.07.2025 20:43 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 124 - Your Host’s Tenth Anniversary | Maximum Fun Mike Wozniak, Tom Neenan, Susan Harrison, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in this month as your host celebrates his tenth anniversary.

In today's ep, we keep you abreast of the latest news about the Jacobinius Arse Syndrome crisis. Featuring: @mikewozniak.bsky.social @tneenan.bsky.social @mmaarrow.bsky.social and sueharrison123.bsky.social‬. Thanks to @garethgwynn.bsky.social for production help.maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...y/

21.07.2025 10:12 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5
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The Crown Jewel of podcasts. Show notes:

16.07.2025 12:31 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Gareth Gwynn: Cyril - Camden Fringe Cyril Gwynn (1897-1988), also known as The Bard Of Gower, was β€œa tall, sunburnt, unsmiling farmer”.Gareth Gwynn (1983-Present) is none of these things.Gareth did not spend the First World War in the M...

I'm doing the Camden Fringe on 28-30 July.

(6.30pm, Aces and Eights, Tufnell Park).

It's a show about my great-grandfather, Cyril (aka "The Bard of Gower") and is a work-in-progress - but some of Cyril's stuff is 80+ years old, so I'm calling those bits "run-in".

camdenfringe.com/events/garet...

02.07.2025 08:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3
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New episode of Three Bean Salad to be listened to on bended knee OR standing to attention but nowhere in between please. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

16.07.2025 11:29 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Must see:

11.07.2025 09:58 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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May your quiver be filled with beans today: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

09.07.2025 09:26 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello and yes and yes and thank you for asking and I'll keep you in the loop for sure!

01.07.2025 08:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why not stop wizzing on that jellyfish sting and try applying soothing beans instead? podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

25.06.2025 07:12 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bidges get midges. Show notes:

04.06.2025 16:01 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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BE the flame podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...

11.06.2025 06:25 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0