☃️ Winterized Dwat ❄️

Had to explain to my mom what referring to something as being ______-coded was earlier today, I sent her a clip and said it was very her-coded. She was like, "I don't get what coding has to do with this, like yeah, I did medical coding for years, what's that got to do with snakes?"

some GOOD SHIT

They put my receipt on somebody else's bag, completely not the driver's fault, Wendy's must be slammed, but good god how long was that bag sitting there??

Sorry to whoever got my fries, you're probably mad as fuck

Ordered a nice little chili cheese fries and frosty from wendy's, got somebody's whole-ass meal which.. normally I wouldn't be too perturbed by, but this shit is COLD. the saddest cold, limp fries, cold ass nuggets and even the foil-wrapped chicken sandwich is hard and luke-warm to the touch

I speak gator

Exactly where I want to rest my head.. I mean all day, really.

Imagining a chiwolf all horned up and desperate for some hole because he can't reach himself for, reasons.. :3c

I always try to keep the uh.. incubation tank soft and accommodating.. |3c

yes, and yes

Capitalist dogs denying me my queer expressions

Buhh I miss having my nails painted, it's just not practical with how and how much I use my hands and fingers at work. I am too lazy to deal with them chipping after just a day or two

It's really frustrating, even when you KNOW it's your brain just messing with you because it still feels bad. and it becomes difficult to know when to trust your own reaction. Hate having to ask "Does this make sense or is my brain being a big baby rn?"

Not enough rapid preg out there... Something special about a guy SO potent you wake up next morning just FULL of his puppies

I had quit with the nier patch, I think, but I actually finished Endwalker and I'm currently doing the postgame msq. 6.4 or something I think. Running around with Zero and trying to save Vrtra's sister

What makes Hector cum harder than anything?

Somehow I forget how much I love him until I'm reminded of him and then I get to remember how good he is and it's wonderful

that bill got me altogether 240$ behind on electric, internet & rent (+5 for payp fees +12 i lose convertin to my bank)

tryin to scrape some stuff by sellin my old skiing costume locally but no bite so far

if anyone can afford to chip in i’d super appreciate it

no worries if not, ty for lookin 💙

PRECIOUS

And here I jumped back into XIV for the first time in 6 years a few weeks ago

I wanna be mean thoughhhh

and when I can't be loud

i don't know what wifi signals have to do with this

They're trying to build one big enough to fit you and you keep demolishing it with the sheer volume of your, wool

do you think military grade grok came up with the name Operation Epic Fury, or is it that everyone in this administration is 12

fuck this country, and fuck israel, i'm so goddamn tired man

You all need to get a lot more anti-religious

Fucking doomsday cult

watching @actualjake.bsky.social 's newest featuring everyone's favorite professional whiner and fart factory and my god