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Upside down Guy Picciotto from Fugazi thoughtlessly damaging a basketball hoop
I wish I could enjoy this photo, but I was playing basketball at that gym the next day and missed a free throw because the hoop was slightly bent. That was the end of my NBA dreams.
(twentieth pilot enters cockpit) ok certainly that's the last one
Howie making moves without making a single move
Every WBC team hitting: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Every WBC team pitching: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?
TOM HANKS A hologram FOR THE KING
I remain convinced that if you turn on this movie it’s just 2 hours of Tom Hanks alone in a room going “wow we didn’t think anyone would click”
Loving these Dennis Martinez shoutouts. Bring baseball back to Montreal.
It is Not Good!
yes
Imagine this kind of excitement was just a normal part of MLB.
@meakoopa.bsky.social 's MR A
night, Abby Jane!
I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)
"omg did you see Rotta the Hutt? He's Jabba's son and he is going to fight the Mandalorian and Gr-"
You bolt awake in the hills of Burbank. It is 1976 AD. You are Marcia Lucas, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Star Wars must match George's original vision
kamala predicted all of this, that’s why her plan for ICE was to ah look at the time, gotta go
markwayne is just enyawkram backwards
Watching the World Baseball Classic. Cal Raleigh is up. My wife says “that guy’s got a big butt”
I tell her: “you’ll never guess what his nickname is”
Jose Contreras’ son is:
- 17 years old
- still in high school
- just got Byron Buxton to fly out
There's a reason the empty tomb in the Green Dome is waiting for him!!
Never doubt our sweet prince 😤
It is actually slightly less pathetic than it sounds simply because my handwriting is just that fucking bad that having a name i could actually make look like i had signed for years mattered
... it was actually name i could convincingly do a decent signature for.
Fun fact: this is the SECOND TIME this has happened to me in the past decade, as it happened on my dad's car when we dropped it at the mechanic a few years ago
My odometer just rolled over to 69420 miles.
Pulled into work just as we rolled over to the goofy number
Please help Tess right now. She’s almost there.
It's Bandcamp Friday, and of course, I have an band. The Crystal Furs are where Steph, Rowan, and I wrote and perform a lot of the songs that are now in Magica Riot, plus more. If you like jangly guitar pop and crunchy alt rock in various combos you might like us. crystalfurs.bandcamp.com
(trains a model based on the output of the first generation of humans to have generalized anxiety across an entire population) oh no the computer has anxiety
getting a fake ID that says im 38 so they dont kick me off bluesky for being underage
one thing I like saying to my cats in admonishment is "you know the rules" when they very clearly do not know and will never know the rules
New sentence I have just spoken aloud to a cat: "Act like you've been here before."