Matt Bowyer

Slay the Spire 2 card "Royal Gamble", modeled after the following

Netrunner card "Sure Gamble"

Sometimes I don't mind being pandered to

everythiiing🎵
I have to saaay🗣️
would get me baaanned🎷
or on a liiist🎶

"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible

Songs of Salt and Suffering, FFXIV. I heard the Distant Worlds orchestra play this in NYC last year and it was incredible.

Mike Johnson: when Jesus said "suffer the little children to come unto me" he meant "suffer, little children"

"From the Edge of the Deep Green Sea," by The Cure.

Chiefs quarterback Tyler Thigpen, who is not a hedgehog but we shouldn't hold that against him.

TYLER THIGPEN EVERYBODY, a cute little hedgehog eyeing the camera with cantankerous interest. What a guy.

Chiefs QB Tyler Thigpen started 11 games in 2008, went 1-10 in them, but was so exciting and fun and promising that we named our hedgehog after him. His name was TYLER THIGPEN EVERYBODY, after how Rich Eisen would shout the QB's name with rapturous joy. Then KC traded for Matt Cassel instead. :(

cropped screenshot from Yakuza 2 (2006) for PS2 of kiryu and haruka at kazama's grave. a text box prompt reads: "recall the events of last year?" with options to select "yes" or "no" which is currently highlighted

Some of you might know this story, but someone requested it as a reply to this thread, so I'll do that.

What you should know about me is that I've always had trouble with airport security, especially in the United States. I have 7 very Arabic names, and I travel a lot around the entire planet.

Everyone should have an Oreo. Here's ours!

Four books. Hell Is A World Without You, The Tainted Cup, Cascade Failure, and Why We Love Football.

Christmas bookssssss

People who haven’t played: “Aw, that’s a cute bit of festive artwork for that game!”

People who have played: “The art department is led by monsters and I will never forgive them.”

Headline: what Gen Alpha misses by not slow dancing

Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill

I read this article every time I see it.

The cover of How to Win at Super Mario Bros. Games by Jeff Rovin.

A prose description of the opening of World 1-1 in Super Mario Bros.

This book is bonkers. It includes prose walkthroughs of every level in the first three Super Mario games (plus Super Mario Land) with no screenshots whatsoever.

Imagine getting to, like, World 7-3 and having to come up with a fresh new way of writing "jump over the pipe."

this is absolutely beautiful!

drawing of ryne and gaia mostly in black inky swathes of gaia's hair and coat curling around them. ryne holds a gunblade in one hand and reaches out unseeing with the other, her eyes closed. perhaps gaia is holding her up, a black-nailed hand tight around ryne's waist, or perhaps they have become a single entity with an extremely long hp bar

our inflorescence #ff14

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha

Wolves day glo green NBA CUP court

MY EYES

VA Senate president pro tem absolutely rips MD Senate president for opposing redistricting.

Notably, VA Dems win massively *after* pushing for a new map.

And that's how it's supposed to work: There has to be an election after an amendment is proposed so voters can weigh in before it can proceed.

T-Rex: When I die, suppose they want to make a documentary film about my life? But then suppose there's not enough resources, or documents, or film clips... T-Rex: ...and so they bail on the whole project??

T-Rex: This is why I'm determined to leave as many documents and film clips of my life as I can! T-Rex: I want the first thought after "I should make a documentary about that cool dude T-Rex" to be "Oh sweet, this will be easy, so I will definitely do that previous idea I just had."

Utahraptor: So you're going to live your entire life in service of your death? T-Rex: Only a little! Utahraptor: Hmm. I think if I were a filmmaker, I wouldn't just use the mega-biased sources you left behind for post-death aggrandizement. In fact, I'd probably look to see what others who knew you best thought about you. Utahraptor: ...Which reminds me: I need to go write some things down.

T-Rex: Wait, good things?? Off panel: You'll find out after you're dead! T-Rex: NO I WON'T!!

utahraptor! i know this will only hurt me after I'm dead, and yet somehow, I think it's hurting me right now???

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...

shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games

I miss seeing this every morning back in 2002-03.

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.