Six-panel meme from The Simpsons. In the first panel, Superintendent Chalmers points at Principal Skinner and says, βGOOD LORD, WHAT ARE YOU NEGOTIATING IN THERE?β Second panel: Skinner replies, βGREENLAND FRAMEWORK.β Third panel: Chalmers says, βA PERMANENT FRAMEWORK ON GREENLAND? IN AN HOUR? WITH THE HEAD OF NATO? WITHOUT DENMARK?β Fourth panel: close-up of Skinner saying βYES.β Fifth panel: Chalmers asks, βWELL CAN I SEE IT?β Sixth panel: Skinner, half-lit by a red glow, replies, βNO.β
Thank you Mr President, that clears things up.
22.01.2026 09:00
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I sometimes feel like I am going mad.
Owning a Β£1.5m home is not normal in London or the South East of England.
20.11.2025 09:30
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Even then there's no impediment to driving from Cowley Rd to that posh pen shop on High St (presumably parking on Merton St).
04.11.2025 16:21
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Building contractors will typically use a van to get to the site. Vans are unaffected by the congestion charge. It's good news for van drivers who are no longer sat in congestion! That's 3 councillors now who clearly don't understand the policy. Are they ignoramuses or liars?
04.11.2025 16:18
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Utter nonsense. The drive from Didcot to Cowley Rd is completely unaffected by the congestion charge gates.
04.11.2025 15:54
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Say what you like about Rachel Reeves, she has done wonderful things for tenants' rights awareness
04.11.2025 14:08
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The Washington Monthly
"Nutpicking" has a longer history. I've traced the origin of the term back to what appears to be its invention in 2006: web.archive.org/web/20060820...
11.09.2025 12:34
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It was Helen Lewis: 'nutpicking'.
11.09.2025 12:00
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Thank you!
11.09.2025 12:05
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IIRC @stephenkb.bsky.social gave a snappy name to the act of mining for the most idiotic takes you can find - what was it? Because it's in overdrive today.
11.09.2025 11:59
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In case it's not obvious to anyone, they don't genuinely care about the fire risk. It's just an excuse - they simply don't want it.
10.09.2025 10:49
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As @duncanstott.bsky.social points out in The Other Place, West Oxfordshire District Council declared a Climate Change and Ecological Emergency in 2019.
09.09.2025 11:14
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Had not expected to have to verify my age to send a message about rail subsidies on Bluesky! The camera took one look at me and decided immediately I was over 18...
04.08.2025 12:41
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Choosing parenthood is choosing to neglect hobbies.
03.08.2025 09:56
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Give people a say over wind turbines or nothing, plenty will opt for nothing. Particularly when they've opted for rural living.
29.07.2025 14:12
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Another quarter not only stayed sane, but positively thrived under an authoritarian lockdown. I think that in itself increased public appetite for heavier-handed government.
11.07.2025 09:58
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Making indoor temperatures vastly more comfortable, and the only trade-off is a urban-localised 1Β°C temperature increase? I'm sold, get the A/C installed.
11.07.2025 09:53
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Bizarre discussion on the radio likening air condition to passive smoking because it accounts for 3% of CO2 emissions.
But: we donβt moralise turning heating on in winter, and heating accounts for 15% of emissions. If aircon is intrinsically immoral, so are radiators.
11.07.2025 08:34
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Lol.
03.07.2025 19:04
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"This is what we believe"
02.07.2025 07:39
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Lifetime ISAs leave some with less money than they put in, MPs warn
MPs call for reform to the savings account which aims to help people save towards retirement or a first home.
"It noted a surge in withdrawal charges, with almost double the amount of people making an unauthorised withdrawal (99,650) compared to the number of people who used their LISA to buy a home (56,900) in 2023-24"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
30.06.2025 11:25
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Cartoon by Stephen Collins for the Guardian, here's the script:
[Scene is the inside of a SOUP. Some CARROTS and BITS OF BROCCOLI are floating around and a STOCK CUBE and a BAY LEAF have just been dropped in.]Β
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STOCK CUBE:
Alright lads - this is Bay Leaf.
My colleague from the spice rack.
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BROCCOLI:
Hi Bay Leaf
BAY LEAF:
Yuh yuh hi
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CARROTS:
You up for getting proper blended with us later, Bay Leaf?
BAY LEAF:
Nuh mate, getting scooped out before soup stage.
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CARROTS:
Oh! Soβ¦ youβre not being eaten then?
BAY LEAF:
Eaten! Haha
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BAY LEAF:
Not allowed mate.
Iβm afraid Iβm a lilβ bit *toooo intense*...
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BAY LEAF:
Just here for the flavour hit.
Special forces, yβknow.
Thatβs why thereβs just one of me.
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BAY LEAF:
Over-deploy and youβd have this whole soup stiiinking of bay leafβ¦
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BAY LEAF:
You might wanna stand back actually.
This place is about to get preeetty bay leafy...
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[Silent pause]
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CARROTS:
Are you doing something
BAY LEAF:
Sure am mate.
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BAY LEAF:
Suuuuure am.
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BAY LEAF [Getting scooped out by chefβs spoon]:
You need training to perceive it.
CARROTS:
OK
Iβm convinced this is how a bay leaf would talk
17.06.2025 16:02
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Fab local reporting. Oxford should be getting congestion charging as soon as this autumn! πͺ
17.06.2025 16:17
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Meh. Is flooding a worse crisis than the housing crisis? Oxford has both bad, but the housing crisis is a constant drag on more people all the time.
17.06.2025 16:11
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The same principle backpropagates up the system. If a consultee wants to effectively object, they need to do so in a timely manner.
17.06.2025 16:00
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Is that a bug and not a feature? </cynicism>
17.06.2025 15:58
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Auto-approval after 6 months of indecision?
17.06.2025 15:55
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Administrative challenge with that, making sure recipients of several of those benefits only receive WFP once.
21.05.2025 14:45
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