Deeny they/them

Good for you, honestly

This is my boyfriend Dylan, I say, a gun held to my head

say what you will about me but I would never date a guy named Dylan

By that I mean he white af

I know the Bible is up to interpretation but like where is the part where jesus looks like every guy at a phish concert?

Is everything ok at home?

“I wanna bring about the end of days so my sky daddy comes back.”
“Are you out of your fucking mind?”

I dont know what its called i only know the sound it makes when jerry takes a tamagochis life

So will justice when they catch you

just accidentally discovered that fourthwall changed our entire checkout page and set the donation field to auto-hide. no fucking idea when.

that might explain the staggering lack of donations from new customers lately, which is KINDA FUCKING IMPORTANT when you run a voluntary profit shop

Millions have been lost beyond the labyrinth of Jerry

*uses reusable grocery bag to store all my plastic grocery bags*

everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts

here is my document for permission to enter your country. it includes a picture of me under fluorescent, next to a fridge of energy drinks just to the left, by an employee who couldn't give a shit. please let me see your culture

[huffing an unlabeled jar of liquid i found at the back of my garage] this appointment is just more proof of how seriously the president takes indigenous reconciliation

They held me back one grade at the reply guy school

They held me back one grade at the reply guy school

Yaaaaay

Oooooh tell me more

They say its the greatest story ever told

mom: what do want to do when you grow up?

willy wonka: open a candy factory-

mom: awe

willy wonka: to lure children-

mom: uhm

willy wonka: to their death

One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well

Screaming “CANCEL CULTURE!” when one of my bangers doesn’t get enough likes

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We are seeing things never before seen, like a senator breaking the limb of a marine exercising his constitutional rights objecting to an illegal war, and then telling a voter to go fuck himself. Crazy, crazy shit. (Warning, you'll witness the break happen)

cucumbers are just pickles that haven't gone through puberty yet

See? I knew youd understand

Awwww youre my cocaine 🫶🏻

Before you get mad at me just please understand that their dicks are probably as long as their horns

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