If someone is incompetent, you just fire them; if you think they did a good job, but might be a little problematic, you find them a new job where people might pay less attention to what they're doing.
Amazing how much of a difference a lack of a small sliver of butter makes
TurboTax Online: Looks like you filed with TurboTax last year, would you like to upload your 2024 file?
20 mins later
TurboTax Online: You didn't file with us last year; how did you file?
Like, I know they did the whole
"Where's Dustin?" thing
Then when he showed back up;
"Hey Dustin, where the fuck were you, asshole?"
"I crashed my bike, now stop talking about it."
AND THEN THEY DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT!!!
Bullshit.
Now that its been long enough that everyone that wanted to should have seen the final Stranger Things season I have beef.
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Was Dustin getting the shit beat outta him just a way to get Galen off the show for a few episodes?!? There's NO PAYOFF to that side plot.
It's The End Of The Project For Awesome!! YOu HaVE To JoIN US!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYLH...
Thanks Nika, it's been fun so far!
I loved my Civic Coupe and Toyota Paseo, but and electric version of those don't exist, so I got a Kia Niro.
Not the most exciting car in the world, but a solid, compact, commuter, that's fun and comfortable to drive.
Neighbor (about 1.5 years ago): Hey, how do you like your Jeep?
Me: It's OK, but will probably be my last "new" jeep...(explains why)
FFW to today
**looks outside to see the neighbor's Jeep being unloaded off a tow truck**
Right?!?
*while on a video call*
Me: **pulls a blanket around me and sits down**
Friend: Wait, do you just have that blanket there?
Me: Yeah
Friend: That's weird.
Me: Well, I have at least one blanket on or near every couch and chair in my house.
Friend: Huh...
Me: -_-
Jus me or did the S5 demogorgons seem extra cheeked up?
Through years of attrition I need to decide whether I "grow up" and get a full set of "regular" glasses, or go to e-bay and buy as many McDonald's Coca-Cola glasses as I can find.
It's been a while since I bought stuff off e-bay...any tips?
I think I've been trained to be too concerned with "keeping up appearances"
which **gestures at self**
maybe I should care less about
Part of me wants to create an alt for the sole purpose of making sub-tweets
What's your favorite punctuation?
Mine's the interrobang.
It sounds cool, and it looks cool.
Had a thought on the way home today (was listening to a podcast about time travel)
How far back do you think you could travel, and still have your younger self recognize you?
While driving to D&D:
Friend: Boys shouldn't go into girls bathrooms and girls shouldn't go into boys bathrooms, there needs to be a line...
Me (thinking): I am not prepared to have this debate on a sunday morning.
Friend:...if we could just make all bathrooms gender neutral...
Me: Wait. What?
Political Ad: ...just a few weeks ago, I became a father...
Me (who is currently hiring): I just need to let you know that your familial status cannot, and will not influence my hiring decision. If you are chosen as the best candidate based on your skills, then we can discuss...
HR should be proud
Most of my experience with sourdough has been more doughy than sour. But I got some from WinCo and daymn....Dat shit is sour
Sometimes I wish that when an athlete says something like "all glory goes to God" that the person holding the trophy would say "Oh, well then,we'll put YHWH on the trophy, and donate the prize money to a charity."
Sun's out, guns out! Let's blast that thing out of the sky.
Today I realized 2 things:
1. A mid-90's Impala look an awful lot like a mid-90's Caprice.
2. Perhaps I was a more *impulsive* driver when I was a teen than I thought.
Friend: When would you whip it out?
Me: Well, depends on X, Y, Z, and how much I've had to drink...
*5 minutes later*
Friend: I've got an idea for a new drinking game.
TFW ur making dinner, and you knock over your drink, so you spend like 20 mins cleaning that up, and it just sets everything back
Just got home, and now I get to play one of my least favorite games: is that a strange noise, or just my tinnitus?
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Cozy, and just the right size...tbh, I get it
