Finally a reason to learn to read
10.03.2026 12:29
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Finally a reason to learn to read
All I see is donkey Kong…
Can u hear my thoughts…
Not liking a lot of posts today but its me and not u
ending every conversation with jazz hands
Greatest Showman flash mob (medicinal)
The Lord of the Rangoon?
forward but I refuse to spring.
Frog time A green frog is sitting on someone's watch on their arm
human time is irrelevant, for all time is now
If you’re in Winslow, Arizona, u should keep going
All Fiction and no Pulp
applebottom jeans sure, but boots with the fur feels excessive
I’m writing a book and you’re in it, please respond
Friday episode of "Why the fuck am I awake?!?"
am I that easy to read
And so, in summary, fuck everything
Holy war. Pretty on brand for a Tuesday in 2026.
can’t. I’m watching the season finale of our moral decay
Smart choice. Go Tuesday mornings, avoid the line
need a “we are the world” musical collab to help us grieve the embarrassment of our union
Let me tell you how bad it’s getting.
*breaks out the whiteboard*
Going to sleep. NOBODY TOUCH THE RED BUTTON.
Can't, redecorating my crying cave
hope i never get regime changed
your email finds me on a dark desert highway
Sinéad O’Connor would hate this
do u fall like a dead person into bed randomly like a sociopath or do you have a highly specific phase one position + air flow to temperature ratio + number of pillow fluffs + nightly regimen to follow religiously like a normal person in order to barely sleep each night
10/10 for the bread alone, everything else is bonus
always a bridesmaid, never a skirkle bro