Arlo Midgett

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

Yer politicians & yer pundits & yer influencers & yer billionaires…

Oh, wait. That’s Anatomy of Sociopaths!

Appropos of nothing. Just popped into my head for some reason.

Bad leaders will nominate and appoint inexperienced and unqualified people to positions of power because it is expected these appointees will fail and either fall on their sword or be thrown to the wolves so that the leader can avoid any and all accountability.

Hear me out:

Body cams for elected officials.

Therapist:
How do you feel about what’s going on in the world today?

Me:
Sadness. Disgust. Fear. But I can’t afford to be angry.

Therapist:
Why is that? Are you concerned about what you will do?

Me:
No, it’s just that I have too many subscriptions already. I literally can’t afford it.

My personal opinion is that this IS the best they can look with all that money can buy.

Firefly when

wait

I asked for ketchup! I'm eating salad here.

That typo was a realone, alright!

TFW you right-click a clip in the project window and get a “context-sensitive” menu 2160-pixels tall.

I tried that once! Being on a PvP server sunk me, though…

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Tried that with the first run of Memento. Still in the theater.

I use a waterpik. To really rocket those pfas into my gums.

How often do you grok yourself?

To be fair, I clocked the verified check and consciously assumed right-winger.

Thanks, Old Man
That is really very nice
I can always count on you
For help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword
Of quite that shape or size
Oh god, that's not a sword
It's your dick in disguise!

I am sad that (apparently) no one got my pun.

I chuckled.

Was that the first #SuperBowl without a single pass interference call?

Those people covered in grass felt like Checkov’s Gun loaded with blanks.

That title might get you in legal trouble. What about “WritERs?”

I always felt like it was a visual representation of music.

“I don’t know, but let me see if I can figure it out and I’ll get back to you.”

It must be paying the taxes that makes you happy. Works for the middle class, anyway.

“Hot flash” was right there for the taking!

Have you see the Thomas Paine clip? It goes from vaguely plastic to extremely wooden.

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