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I’d imagine Americans and Jamaicans both speak the language about as well as each other, all things being equal. Why would they not?

14.09.2025 15:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i skipped in line because i didn’t see the other person - the shame it burns

14.09.2025 11:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I said this on twitter even though it’s not my place to say it: if the flag of your country is understood to threaten ethnic minorities in it, you have a problem. That’s *your* flag, English people. If it’s taken from you things will only get worse.

14.09.2025 10:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Groypers Melisma, or fear of difference, is an acute psychological condition that pushes thoughts into an elaborate upward spiral with gaps in cognition filled with mental embellishments in the style of popular singer Mariah Carey.

13.09.2025 08:37 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Close-up of Monica Vitti at the height of her 1960s glamour, with tousled hair and a tiny Siamese kitten held up in front of her perfect chin.

Close-up of Monica Vitti at the height of her 1960s glamour, with tousled hair and a tiny Siamese kitten held up in front of her perfect chin.

The kitten pictures will continue until morale improves. Behold Monica Vitti. Happy #Caturday

13.09.2025 14:15 👍 259 🔁 34 💬 8 📌 0

WHY CAN'T SOCIAL MEDIA JUST BE THIS STUFF ALL THE TIME smdp

13.09.2025 14:31 👍 104 🔁 20 💬 5 📌 0

vast deportations of people from one end of the empire to the other

13.09.2025 11:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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reading a history of Jerusalem

13.09.2025 11:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Same age as my girl. Imagine being so fucking depraved you think an eight year old girl is your enemy.

12.09.2025 23:09 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Oh! I did actually. Through stupidity & bad systems design, but I did.

When I first came to live in the UK, I moved from Ireland, where I'd been living for two years (legally! I had a visa society in my passport & everything!) Now, there are no passport checks on the way in from Ireland, so I 》

12.09.2025 08:19 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
a painting titled "Foxes" by the Japanese artist Kayo Yamaguchi (1899-1984). The artwork, rendered in the Nihonga style of watercolor painting, features a fox with reddish-brown fur, black ears, and a white-tipped tail, sitting in a natural setting with subtle indications of foliage in the background. The fox is shown in profile, looking slightly over its shoulder towards the viewer

a painting titled "Foxes" by the Japanese artist Kayo Yamaguchi (1899-1984). The artwork, rendered in the Nihonga style of watercolor painting, features a fox with reddish-brown fur, black ears, and a white-tipped tail, sitting in a natural setting with subtle indications of foliage in the background. The fox is shown in profile, looking slightly over its shoulder towards the viewer

Foot of the mountain , Yamaguchi Kayo, 1982.

13.09.2025 11:13 👍 222 🔁 55 💬 1 📌 1

shockingly, weather is bad in glasgow

13.09.2025 11:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would fall down a well

20.08.2025 09:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

trying to motivate myself to till fields and whatnot

20.08.2025 09:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you ever think what would have happened if you had been born a medieval peasant? I have anaemia. I would not make it.

20.08.2025 09:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Whenever I make a bad decision, I sit down in front of the mirror, and tell myself “at least you didn't invite the leader of an invaded war-torn country to your house and show him your collection of hats" x

19.08.2025 11:21 👍 209 🔁 22 💬 6 📌 1

completely missing the point of pandas

20.08.2025 07:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tiny son just watching great white sharks being cleaned on youtube ‘look mummy, he’s making friends!’

19.08.2025 19:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are great parents and none of you know where we live so there

19.08.2025 18:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s 4, he can’t read yet.

19.08.2025 18:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No, YOU wrapped your son’s birthday presents in ‘seasons greetings’ wrapping paper.

19.08.2025 18:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I’ve wondered what the cross over is with kids taken into care. Must have some of the same profile.

19.08.2025 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

agree - I’ve a friend who was sent away at 7. Fucked her up for life. Should be illegal before 12 in any but the direst of circs. Imo.

19.08.2025 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
President @realDonaldTrump showing President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hat 🤣🇺🇸

President @realDonaldTrump showing President Zelenskyy and President Macron his 4 More Years hat 🤣🇺🇸

Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats

19.08.2025 02:08 👍 14986 🔁 3613 💬 2539 📌 1288

companies who don’t let you stop a payment over the internet but insist you call them and then do not answer their phone - i curse you

19.08.2025 10:48 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

has a nightmarish glean to it

19.08.2025 09:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ai slop seeping into everything, now

19.08.2025 09:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The image depicts a drawing of an eared owl from a historical manuscript

The image depicts a drawing of an eared owl from a historical manuscript

Hello Tuesday.
Hours of Joanna the Mad, Bruges 1486-1506.
BL, Add 18852, fol. 113v.

19.08.2025 06:22 👍 126 🔁 22 💬 5 📌 1
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18.08.2025 18:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they are so sinister

18.08.2025 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0