Guy Venables

One of my cartoons for Friday's Metro

One of my cartoons for Friday's Metro about the influencers in Dubai having to report everything's fine!

That's a great quote!

Another of my cartoons for Thursday's Metro

One of my cartoons for Thursday's Metro

Nice work.

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

My other cartoon for Wed's Metro

One of mine for Wed's Metro

Cartoon by Quino

Bom dia

Arte: Quino

Oh that's fantastic!

My cartoon for Tuesday's Metro

And wasn't there a few of these? I remember having a magic one too.

Ahaaa YES. I had this. (That's why I'm such a good spy now.) Argh! Damn damn damn.

Tice and Oakshott in Monday's Metro cartoon

One of my cartoons for Monday's Metro

Then I have learned something. I am getting less and less moronny by the day.

'No one's gonna take away my British identity!' Hmmm.... PUNCH cartoon by Ken Pyne 1990 #Britain #beer #drinking #drinkers #pubs #Europe #Europeans #newspapers #media #tabloids

Another Friday Metro cartoon

My cartoon for Friday's MetroUK about writing being invented long before we thought.

One of my cartoons for Thurs Metro about robots going to war.

"Hey Bulldog" is one of the best songs they wrote.

Ok

One of my cartoons in Wednesday's Metro

One of my cartoons in Wednesday's Metro

The fragrant disbarred jailbird Mr Charles Kushner.

One of my cartoons for Tuesday's Metro

The Dormer of Aquarius

The final part of his journey would have been by small boat.

One of mine from the Metro