Crashinova

I wish ill will on transphobes and TERFs.

No TERFs on Gruul Turf, Themyscira, Bluesky, any of it.

#FreeBugs #FreeTheBugs

A paraphernalia paraphilia, a fetish fetish

Me trying to explain why Ive been spiraling for the last (?) months to my cousin

I dunno if I got another work day in me for this week yall

@wotc-news.bsky.social Rocky horror sercet lair when?

GAY MORNING MAGIC

A pen drawing of a proud hen and her 4 fuzzy chicks.

Love this chicken I drew today

GAY MORNING MAGIC

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

Zetalpa, Primal Dawn {6}{W}{W} Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur Flying, double strike, vigilance, trample, indestructible The sky takes flight and the earth trembles. 4/8

1-800-ARE-YOU-FLAPPIN!?? HAPPY ZETALPA DAY!!!

I love sudden realizations

Me as a Bolas/Jace wanter

Innistrad vampire: and then I drank that twink dry! God, I love being a hedonist. Anyways I gotta go guys before my wife kills me. I can't handle the drama of another divorce.

Ixalan vampire: *Putting down vampire catholic bible and grabbing sword* Another what?

gagic the mathering

Picture of two slices of bread, one stacked on top of the other crust side, with ham and cheese in between

This is, technically, a sandwich.

Super adorable brown kitty cuddles up in a blue blanket

Brown tabby cat standing on a white rug

This is Rayla!

Begging for Gideon in booty shorts

Today feels very 6 land 1 sorcery, mulligan, no land 3 creature 2 artifact 2 sorcery, mulligan, 6 land

#MTG amiright

With Twitter dying, I have to make sure my magnum opus lives on.

A poster showing a weeping skull wearing a red hat. The skeleton is holding a smartphone that is showing no comments, shares, or likes, as though no one is interacting with its posts. The text on the poster reads "This account does not feed trolls. Block and move on."

"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

✅ #BlockAndMoveOn

daily reminder to support your local library, even if that’s just by checking out ebooks! 📚