glad the new pfp is gonna keep staring at me for a while
@unlox
“From the number of imaginable cities we must exclude those whose elements are assembled without a connecting thread, an inner rule, a perspective, a discourse.” -Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities (transl. William Weaver) header by MV, quoting Waikiki Wanda
glad the new pfp is gonna keep staring at me for a while
the one time I go an hour without looking at my phone and this breaks. lesson learned
alright. alright! this is fine! it’s gonna be good! losing those two draft picks will soften up the roster in a couple years when Mike McCarthy is gone and the Steelers are ready to be competitive again
If I was 17 and got Aaron Judge to ground into a double play, I think it would at least temporarily make me a completely unlikeable person
that last one’s got MAHA particles coming off it, priors undefeated
at least take up lying
wendys nuts
Noem out, Neom out, judging by the anagrams it’s some kind of… Omen…
fandom war between Curve Radius and Brack Water Mercenary is so toxic
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bang
once again, no refunds. love to see it
typical yinzer celebrating that they got a white coach again
woke reboot having seattle in the role of pittsburgh smh
no one pays me to go to the gym. in fact, usually you have to pay. so I don’t but it’s not my fault, it’s sociedy
sometimes you gotta let a feghoot out. I read pearls before swine back when I got a newspaper
campaigning in three phases: gender posturing that engages people who want an angry shirtless white dude, digging through his past for positive-sounding things to undercut criticism, and dealing with backlash as it becomes clear it’ll persist. or for short, “turn on, Tune Inn, and drop out”
how people with blue eyes look at you from the rotoworld website
“going to war” welcome to the Trump administration buddy
Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success
George Woker Bush and his father, the late George Her/they Woker Bush
Daily Wire production where the rogue antifa oompa-loompas (unacceptably unhappy in slavery) defeat Willy Woka and all five kids split the factory (none of them did anything wrong besides stealing fizzy lifting drinks)
it’s 80° and sunny out here and my internal monologue is a bunch of Sam Kinison noises
“two minutes after the IP goes public domain” type
In the posting lotus going "man," on inhale and "what," on exhale
Rare interior view of the Posting Lotus, the enchanted lotus where I think up my posts
SUSIE WILES:
throwing his heart to the defense
Steelers QB room of rodgler, geno, and the reindeer
no this is about the Geno that’s *leaving* Vegas