Amanda Wong

My best friend texted me to tell me not to look at screens this weekend and "no cheating. " Pfft, like she knows me

I am not allowed screentime for the next few days so I'm going ham now on Bluesky, leave me alone

I am in a waiting room waiting for eye surgery (AHHHHHHHH) and they literally made me sign a bunch of consent forms saying, "You are aware you are 40 and over"

Walt Disney's animation department in the 80s, you would have loved Twitter before it turned evil (Memo they sent when Disney changed "Basil of Baker Street" to "The Great Mouse Detective")

Congrats!!

*quietly* I like the steam clock ^_^

!!!

Haha, those are most of my nightmares. Everybody hates you sort of things

Both of the Frances Hodges Burnett adaptations are so wildly good for kids' films in the 90s (A Little Princess and Secret Garden)

Thank you Brendan.

Errr, I think so but since we got a 1-bedroom, I think if we try to sell it now in order to upgrade to a 2-bedroom, we're potentially looking at losing $50K from the price we paid in 2018

Yes, I bought in a market where they pressured me to skip inspections :|

TELL CAT GOOD LUCK AND KNOCK EM DEAD

I tried to look up the Farscape promo crew photo to reinforce Brendel's point but actually they just look kind of cool

Okay, there is a writer on their staff whom I actually really like and in the special features, she says with a smile, "I like to think we taught the world a little bit of Mandarin :)" and oh no oh no oh no

OH MY GOD, THAT SHIT DID NOT WORK AT ALL AND MADE ME ACTIVELY ANGRY DESPITE LIKING THE SHOW

Oh man, these replies are brutal

Claire it's french

"Every time you google “French Bob reddit” you see people posting this reference picture, like do we really want that haircut or do we want to be have this face?"

Claire from Fleabag with a new haircut that makes her look like a pencil

Wow, can type with his left hand, got stuck in a hole, what can't he do

A coworker brought a big cast iron pot of stew to work and fed us all at lunch ;_;

Happy birthday!!

Happy birthday!!

ENJOY THE PNW!!

Uh-oh! Worst person you know learned therapy words

I really do not understand it, I come online to make posts about Star Trek and then I leave (I'm just kidding, I'm at work and I have a terrible compulsion but at least it doesn't involve arguing online)

I can't listen to Sabrina Carpenter's "Manchild" anymore without hearing the chickens as backing vocalists in my head.

Walk to work this morning (it fucken wimdy)

Walk home from work yesterday

Yeah, now that I think about it, love and compassion didn't heal Colin, Mary yelling at him to get over himself healed Colin