LisaBetsey 🔰

We can all go back to “pegging pastor” if you want

I have this same reaction with mangoes and all pitted fruits

For me personally? Sam Cooke’s “That’s Where It’s At”

No such thing as enough! G’night

I tend to describe my partner as a hetero otter and love that everyone I tend to associate with knows exactly what I mean

Excellent thread about the death of US diplomacy

Thanks Junibot!

Sliding scale. I like it. What should my base rate be?

By weight or surface area?

Am I still on the waiting list?

How much should I charge for CBT?

Omg!! Y’all are here! I haven’t participated in the playlist since I left Xitter.

This is why I preferred adjunct faculty and evening classes for most of my core subjects

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

That classic meme of the cartoon cat Heathcliff riding a ham-mobile with a helmet on that says "Ham" as two old ladies watch from the safety of a ham-colored house. One of the ladies, Grandma Nutmeg, is speaking. The caption reads, "Is it Thursday already?"

I'm going to do everything in my power to make this one of those weekly memes.

That used to be my favorite until I tried the Sharpie gel pens

What’s the point of adding your parenthetical?

She included a very sweet print of that on a card with the two pieces I recently purchased from her.

An assortment of chocolate, some from Germany that have brandy in them

A bottle of crémas

Holy shit, check out what my patients have brought me today. One showed up with boozy (and sober) chocolate and another with homemade crémas

Those dudes aren’t particularly interested in learning one well

Nah, there’s nothing that backs up your beliefs he’ll be a progressive senator. He should start in local politics if he wants to build credibility.

However, the Nazi tattoo should be an immediate nonstarter.

I don’t think of that as tryhard behavior. It sounds effortlessly cool to me

Let’s see how low we can take this

My autism budget grew pretty quickly for about four years when I gave all my spare money to the Thomas the Tank Engine people, but then it suddenly dropped way down when I was buying second hand dinosaur books/encyclopedias. You just gotta roll with it

I have used
the missiles
that were in
the arsenal

and which
you were probably
saving
for Russia

Forgive me
they were powerful
so shiny
and so deadly

I love this! I didn’t get to see it because it was so cloudy here 😞

Actually, you don’t need to answer that. I’m done here. You are exhausting.

What makes you think I didn’t?

No shit. You’re not arguing that tho, you arguing with something I didn’t say. I’m impressed with the folks who had the stamina to go back and forth with you for days. But that ain’t me, babe

I’m guessing we have different standards when it comes to deeply flawed vs quality