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How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene
Thanks to everyone who showed up at the show tonight! Shout-out to Pilot Light (and Jimmy) from making it up from Lincoln. It was also nice to see our friends in Jar afterward.
We're playing a free show tonight!
Our first show of 2026 (and with our new guitarist Michael) is on 3/7! It's free and we'll be playing with our friends Pilot Light from Lincoln. See you then at O'Leaver's.
North America is built on the genocide of indigenous populations so NO I am not shocked by the active funding of and participation in genocide by North American governments and corporations right now. This is just business as usual for them because Americas largest export has always been genocide.
Not having The End of Evangelion on here invalidates this list.
Time to rename it
why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am
Image of a red car and a silver truck. They've just fallen into a sinkhole on Pacific Street near Elmwood Park. The road has freshly buckled beneath them. Everyone was able to get safely out of their vehicles.
New Omaha sinkhole just dropped.
Sinkhole swallows two cars on Pacific Street near Omaha's Elmwood Park and UNO
When has he ever done so?
Police have been stealing tents from homeless people all winter! Guess what happens to homeless people when you steal their tents? THEY FUCKING DIE! Police are killing homeless people, making them freeze to death in snowstorms and it is not a few bad apples this is who they are.
ABOLISH THE POLICE!
#alysaliu
WOKE IS BACK BABY
MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!
american football: apocalypse
“Why are you so angry?”
WHY ARE YOU NOT?!
Cannibalistic rapist pedophile billionaires literally run the world DO YOU KNOW HOW INSANE THAT SHIT IS?? You think anyone should be acting normal right now? Lmao come the fuck on guys! Anger is quite literally the only valid response right now!
I just finished this on Friday!
Valentine's card featuring an altered lyric from our song "Black Ring." Original lyric "I want one on my finger."
Valentine's card featuring the opening lyric of our song "Lacuna, Inc."
Valentine's card utilizing our band name.
Finally remembered to make NFP Valentine's cards this year
Remaining “neutral” about a literal fucking genocide has only ever served the genocidal. There is no neutrality in genocide there are only those who are genocidal and those who are not.
It shouldn’t be controversial to say racism is disgusting. But in the US a racist bigot is president.
It shouldn’t be controversial to say rape is disgusting. But in the US a rapist is president.
It shouldn’t be controversial to say pedophilia is disgusting. But in the US a pedophile is president.
So excited to see Jimmy Eat World, Sunny Day Real Estate, and The Get Up Kids all in one night this summer
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
He was snubbed
Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win
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Fuck AI, fuck ICE, and long live a free Puerto Rico.
Jason Myers for Super Bowl MVP
Seattle should've brought out Macklemore instead of Crisp Rat
The current regime took a week to abolish USAID, which is three times as old and was not in the news every day for brutalizing children
No Functional Purpose shows: Come for Jimmy's booty shorts, stay for the emo vibes
Tracking drums and bass for LP1! Ask us anything
