Beeonkey

Exhausted raccoon laying on his back giving a thumbs up

“Hey man. You ok?”
Me:

Mushroom house with sign saying “go away” and the resident looking out the window

Smiling alligator

Exhausted raccoon laying in his back giving a thumbs up signal

It has been so fun getting better and better!
#woodcarving #woodburning

Sweet lord. Awesome!
May I use this drawing as a template for a bas-relief/ woodburning project?

Even MOAR art pieces!
Playing with bookmarks as well!

Oh Hey!
The world is burning around us, so I have been burning more wood!
(hehehehe)
Check out some more pieces!

Most are for sale. 😘

Just this peek at peak vocabulary has piqued my interest in language!

ICE = Evil.
No excuses. No forgiveness.

You cast your lot with monsters. I have no sympathy.

I dare you to.

Nothing like re-reading the "thank you" note you sent to a recruiter (after 4 levels of interviews) and realizing you misspelled the name of one of the hiring managers.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

I’m running low on white pancake foundation.

Sweet Jeebus.
Let’s call that year a mulligan.

Mad Max: Frozen Road

May I be added? I’m working on getting back in.

🤌🤌🤌

And Merry Christmas, gamedevs ❤️

No.

All I want for Christmas is a job offer.

You don’t have to change the world.

It’s enough to do one thing well, and work towards doing it better each day.

I have been exploring bas relief carving and wood burning for the last 6 months, and it has been wonderful.

Most shockingly, I have sold multiple pieces!

Still have a bunch of work to do, but I think this is turning out pretty good!

The ability to stab counts as “stability”, right?

“I don’t want to be forced to design a new ship.
I want to sail a well built ship expertly.”

-Me in every interview where they talk about “getting to build your own role”

Yeah, I may have to make a few of those.

A few more in progress and preliminary sketches for this current carving fascination:

Original art credit for the crow to @firestarter.bsky.social This one was a gift for @hikemonster.bsky.social

Various carving and woodcarving projects I have been working on.
Some for sale, some as a gift for my @hikemonster.bsky.social

An Amelia “Not a single complaint”
Review?

Straight-up gospel.
Bank it, kids.

Listen.
This person is the most straight-up, hardcore, uncompromising fan of the pure core of the characters and films they review.

When Amelia says that she doesn’t have a single complaint? You take it to the bank.
Period.

“Ok, Americans! Everyone count to ten on your hands!”

The 4th of July:

“Not so fast”