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08.03.2026 00:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Incompetence is the primary hiring criterion for this administration, but there's one thing they're good at: silencing the media. The destruction of the THAAD systems has been going around the world for days, but in the US it's mostly crickets.

08.03.2026 00:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He doesn't even need sycophants to tell him that. He can tell it to himself and believe it.

08.03.2026 00:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wasn't he also a big fan of roadkill and rotten bear carcasses? I guess a bear liver could feed a hungry family for at least half a day.

08.03.2026 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

💯 I haven't many hairs left and those are now short, but cutting was the only way.

08.03.2026 00:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He might not be able to see straight, but he definitely is thinking straight. 👍

08.03.2026 00:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah, that's not a good advice. That's a good base for a sauce which you can eat while phoning for the appointment.

07.03.2026 23:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But he's a *much* better liar! He will definitely celebrate a victory, whatever happens.

To honor FDR he's working on bringing back Polio. 🤬

07.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Irgendwann kommt die Phase, wenn das Kind meint eine halbe Stunde nach Schulbeginn aufstehen zu müssen. 😁

07.03.2026 23:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports – Mother Jones Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Fucking scum. SS in action.

07.03.2026 23:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Former Staff Show How Trump Acted to Upend EPA’s Mission and “Make America Sicker” – Mother Jones Their new report details relaxed restrictions on dangerous chemicals in food, consumer products, water and air.

He did a great job in killing more than a million Americans in his last term, but he's working on doing an even better job this time.

07.03.2026 23:43 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Pam Bondi, "What the fuck I'm doing here? I have Trump files to burn!"

07.03.2026 23:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really think that he's eyeing the midterms. If he can't avert them, because of the warm, especially the inevitable terror attacks, he wants to play the "don't hinder the commander in a war" card.

07.03.2026 23:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For how long? The threshold for herd immunity for measles, mumps, and rubella is in danger. We're probably soon back to having many children's graves in cemeteries. 😡

07.03.2026 23:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There's always a post...

07.03.2026 23:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

So we got the MM, when do the rubella cases come?

07.03.2026 23:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The last step is so important

07.03.2026 22:59 👍 43 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0
President George W Bush on an airplane carrier at a lectern, giving a thumps up. Above him a large banner with the text, „Mission accomplished“. Several jets are in the background with people standing on and in front of them - mod.

President George W Bush on an airplane carrier at a lectern, giving a thumps up. Above him a large banner with the text, „Mission accomplished“. Several jets are in the background with people standing on and in front of them - mod.

To be fair, when Bush did the "Mission accomplished thing", he was still eager to have the help from his allies, especially his British poodle.

Trump will have to extend this war a little bit longer, he didn't yet achieve his target.

07.03.2026 23:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Medieval people were *very* fond of bathhouses, especially mixed ones. 😁 That's why the church spent considerable efforts to stop that. Just hundred years ago, people didn't shower and bathed once a week, but the kept their arse clean since they stone age. People had noses even then...

07.03.2026 23:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nope. That's not mankind. That's probably not even the fucking "manosphere". That's just completely crazy and disgusting.

07.03.2026 22:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Selbstverständlich haben sie das Kriegsrecht gebrochen, wie auch mit dem Angriff auf die Grundschule und viele andere Verstöße. Ich hätte auch kein Problem damit, dass die Antwort an Mar-a-Lago geht, aber das wird nicht passieren. Es wird wieder nur Zivilisten treffen.

07.03.2026 22:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Selbstverständlich, wie auch der Angriff auf die Grundschule und viele andere Verstöße. Ich hätte auch kein Problem damit, dass die Antwort an Mar-a-Lago geht, aber das wird nicht passieren. Es wird wieder nur Zivilisten treffen.

07.03.2026 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Christian Taliban have quislings, too. But you're right: it's her choice to be seen as lowly property of her master while officially being lauded as "fulfilling her role".

07.03.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Das bezog sich auf das "zurecht".

Die Aussage des Parlamentssprechers würde ich eher so interpretieren, dass das Land, das die Basis beherbergt, getroffen wird. Die Anschläge in den USA werden wohl eher wegen Khamenei und von den 200 Millionen Schiiten außerhalb des Irans kommen.

07.03.2026 22:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No. It's still absolute garbage coming out of the decoder ring. I'd rather listen to his psychotic babble instead of the evil thoughts behind it. On second thought I'd rather listen to neither.

07.03.2026 22:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finde ich nicht. Es wird einen Anschlag geben, wegen des Todes eines fundamentalistischen religiösen "Führers" und nicht wegen der Zerstörung von Kulturgeschichte, oder des Mordes an Kindern. Der Anschlag wird wieder Kinder und andere Zivilisten treffen, statt die Täter. Immer. 😡

07.03.2026 22:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fundamentalist mullahs surround the orange Ayatollah to pray for Allah raining brimstone and fire on the infidels "surgically, overwhelmingly and unapologetically". The 'surgically' doesn't exclude little female infidels, because there will be no stupid rules of engagement."

07.03.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hugo Boss opened a new shop!

07.03.2026 21:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be fair, he can't even speak proper English, so how could he be able to learn another language?

07.03.2026 21:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A blanket? 😁 Maybe just shoot some dogs and goats. 😡

07.03.2026 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0