Nerd2Dye4

Laying on my back making a snow angel. Listen to the birds. ❤️

Angry rotisserie chicken

If you’re going, don’t miss a chance to get a commission from this amazing artist

I am not like Jessie Buckley’s husband. If you do not like my fur babies, you can kindly see yourself to the door. Cats have a physiological psychology, not too hard to learn.

I’ve got 8….rehomed 4 refurbished machines to budding sewing enthusiasts to get them started on their journey.

One of my toxic traits is wanting to rescue every vintage sewing machine I see

Also the Enterprise had a bowling alley

Fellow nerds..be jealous

Allergies and danger of anaphylactic shock suck

6… but five are due to food allergies so that’s not fair

Currently playing a game of “you won’t get out of bed to feed us so we will make sure you can’t sleep” with my cats

Leaping into the New Year like…

Morning coffee and cuddles with Peaches

Grief is completing a seemingly impossible and difficult task, and instead of that feeling of pride and accomplishment, you are overwhelmed with “I wish you were here to share it.”

Very cool!

My Maine Coon Yeti says Hi

Happy #caturday!

This morning’s coffee date ❤️

Ah yes, the country of Mattel, where President Barbie won’t make a deal, Hot Wheels outsell Teslas, and the most popular card game is in Spanish. 100% tariffs 👍🏻

For those who don't know Mattel borders Legoland, and the Island of Misfit Toys can be seen from its southern shores.

I need a pound of chocolate right now 💔

orange cat standing with two feet in a usps shipping box. his tongue is sticking out

😛

The worm should have eaten more of his brain. Like, you had one job.

Hey Gen X - the baby that Madonna wanted to keep in “Papa don’t Preach” will be 40 years old next week. You’re welcome.

Looks like we’re going to need to start a nonprofit for married women who changed their name and can’t afford to get a passport to get a passport

Happy Siblings Day, bro! Miss you more than you know, and I will always remember the poem you wrote about my face.

Your face
Is a disgrace
To the human race.
It should be maced
And shot
Into outer space.

Every time I hear a republican man try to insult somebody by saying they have TDS. All I could think about is Republican men having tiny dick syndrome. #sorrynotsorry

*doesn’t not don’t. Lmao at myself. -facepalm-

PRP, Nutrafol, and oral minoxidil are all effective treatments for hair loss and don’t hurt cats. If he wanted to or even if he really cared he would.