Matt Collins

Weird eating habits but ok

Such a joy to meet Katie Kirby, author of the Lottie Brooks books, at her Waterstones signing. The amount of kids who massively relate to her writing (and parents who relate to Hurrah For Gin) is massive.

This is an incredibly poignantly named starter pack.

Arsenal fan gets three-year banning order for racial abuse of Thomas Partey An Arsenal fan has received a three-year football banning order after racially abusing Thomas Partey, despite claiming he was mimicking as satire what a white racist would say

The 'I was being ironic' defence for racism in football never fools anyone. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

If ever proof was needed that X is over

Post Pregnant then Screed away day chill out with a Pet Shop Boys listening party. I'm a starstruck teen listening in awe to every track of Very again.

Welcome Kate!

@josephfreeman.bsky.social welcome Joe! Let's keep the NFP Tweetup vibe going.

@cancerresearchuk.bsky.social welcome! Loving your first posts.

Ooh fame at last! Thank you @howardlake.bsky.social

Got a few new follower notifications today which feels very nice!

So, hello.

I'm Matt, lover of terrible dad jokes and digital marketing agency to end all agencies, Platypus Digital.

Top notch example of how charities and other orgs can use pinned posts on Bluesky:

- set out your stall and explain who you are
- communicate key information and calls to action
- clarify how people can contact you

#CharitySky #nfpsky

My daughter is looking at buying a new pen and came across a llama themed one that says "No probllama". The apple does not fall far from the tree.

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This makes depressing sense. Just wish there were more on the other side

I just don't get how they think he's on their side. But also see it's super emotional and not at all rational.

I do not understand. Nobody would vote for a convicted criminal, proven liar and racist / misogynist / xenophobe etc etc, and guy who plays golf SO MUCH instead of doing his job. He doesn't even help the people he says he'll help.

So why?

I need a focus group of millions of Trump voters.

No matter how you (or they) are doing, it's wrong.

Are you even really with someone if you implicitly trust their dishwasher stacking methodology?

My ten thousandth step of the day was the step into bed. Beautiful.

I like it

Just went to the shop to buy some bouillion powder but they were out of stock.

Today a physio put some wires on my leg, an electrical box in my hand and with a few short electric buzzes through my leg, my Parky foot behaved itself as if nothing had happened and walking was easy easier. Woo science and yay the NHS.

Love this.

My daughter found a conker and named it William. Too proud.

Anyone got a vegan \ veggie in their family while everyone else (including kids) is omnivore? How do you do dinner time if so? Tips welcome!

I feel like I've been missing a stream of consciousness random nonsense posting platform. Hope this is it!

Thanks! All thanks to you 🙂