Great Plains Posters' Workshop

we’re sitting here in the heart of london

“The Mayonnaise Protocol”

“gen z is giving up on linear career models”

instead of generating income, prose like this should generate lengthy prison sentences

computer is this true

the smell of celery cooking in soup is erotic send post

both excellent choices

and suddenly the experience was everything i hoped it’d be

(found the setting that turns off auto capitalization)

as an elementary student i looked forward each day to coming home from school to watch some shows on my 13” black and white tv set.

the shows were

star trek reruns (original series)
quincy, m.d. reruns
dynasty reruns

don’t get me started on ray

ray ewing consistently dressed *exactly* out of the blue collar worker section of the sears catalog

“my wife lives in a bottle but it’s her choice “

whoever cast patrick duffy as bobby ewing did a fantastic job

he got better looking and became a better actor during the course of the show

of course i’ll always be “team j.r.” because i grew up on “i dream of jeannie”

“mama don’t like business talk when supper is on the table, j.r.”

-robert “bobby” ewing

except for the “employees only” section, i have complete and *total* access to all areas of my local neighborhood 7-11

well *i* think “dallas” went off the rails when jock ewing died in that plane crash

are you paying attention to the warning polygons ?

well, you *should* be

these polygons are *huge*

*enormous*

always so disconcerting to see a british person wearing a polo shirt

dunno why but it just really puts me off

(thank you very much !)

how can you be *extra* virgin, olive oil ?

i can freak out on command

can i come over and do this

i’d like arms w/ twice the reach but i don’t want extra long arms *all the time*

and this is a lesson

dam

that reheated kung pao takeout really hits different when you’re starving

(it was tasty)

and, even tho i *did* get my flu shot this year,

snug as a bug in a rug-coded

i’ve always had a soft spot for the kurds

really nice, warm people who always seem to get the sharp end of the stick

all this could be solved with a couple of english muffins

just sneezed about 17 times in a row

i’m being attacked

by myself

cats will literally spit all over themselves and claim “i’ve had a bath.”

(and they’re right !)

600mg of the finest ibuprofen money can buy

gas boutta be ten dollars a gallon