The Daniel Smith Experience

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

It was probably difficult to foresee that Trump would put the Kennedy Center out of business.

Goldman: Until DHS reins in this rogue and authoritarian ICE secret police force, there should be no more funding provided to DHS.

He was supposed to serve 10 years and pay $36 million in restitution for defrauding investors. Never served a day. Not Somali.

Snake Oil Consumption Tax:
The price you pay for voting against your own best interest.

My hot take is Susie Wiles candor is meant to be a distraction from the Epstein files.

Costco and Arizona Tea should jointly invent a peace prize and award it to Obama.

What's it like to realize that your soul crushing pressure has done nothing more than bond us like carbon atoms in a diamond?

Listen Kaine, Hassan, King, Cortez-Masto, Durbin, Shaheen, Rosen, and Fetterman. You're NOT gonna take away my 2025 election joy. We voted in that election for folks to FIGHT for us. That doesn't include YOU.

YOU are what we voted AGAINST last Tuesday. So I'm gonna hang on to that.

🔥 @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social : "Y’all get it now?? Do you understand what’s possible? I don't wanna hear no more 'my vote doesn't matter. Nothing ever changes.' Look what happens when you participate. We win everything. There are more of us… for the rest of your damn life, you gotta vote.”

I hope someone is writing "12 Hangry Men" about the sandwich guy jury

I think the craziest part of climate change is the way it has intensified the torrential rains of billionaires pissing in our faces.

Forty billion dollars for Argentina, home of the fleeing nazis.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

If you can’t find hope...be hope. Someone’s watching you for permission to keep going.

Broadview PD instructed us to go into the “free speech zone” early. Last week, they told us to go into the street and then we got beat with batons.

We’ll see what happens!

BREAKING: Homegrown Terrorist strikes East Wing of White House

Call me crazy, but if I paid $200 million for a ballroom I would consider it mine.

The White House is asking people not to share pictures of the East Wing because it’s even worse today.

Only one legitimate king. The Sofa King!

To everybody standing up for their rights today and every day:
May the boos of your haters be as inspirational as the cheers from your fans!

A painting of a lone green and white belly frog wearing a blue scarf is facing off a line of feds, who are in helmets and faceguard and carrying batons. A line of tear gas flows up into the sky from the cops.

My alt text will suck, but this is going around now. Portland frog facing off ICE really has become a mascot here.

Portland has elevated protesting to an art form.

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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:

djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."

Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."

djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."

And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.

#PedoPrez