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All baked, no Alaska.

Why are we writing jingles about AI now? Why are writing jingles at all? Leave Alan Thicke alone!

#⏰🐘🧵

A red gerbera daisy flower soft light illuminating it's vibrant cardinal red ray petals that fan in a circle from center like a twirling dancers skirt. A circle of disc florets in the middle, fuzzy ring of red and white then a deep red center. The background is defocused other plants, a greenhouse wall,a second daisy turned away

Closeup of an older flower just starting to fade a bit but the disc florets are all open, making a furry circle dusted with pollen. The light on the ray petals shows off how they are slightly uneven in texture, soft ridges

A wider shot of the plant, four blooms open, on tall stems, one about 14 inches long, then two more blooms opening, on their way up, there's foliage in the foreground, light green potato vine, catnip, behind are rose stems

i vibed that he was going to murder me first your honor

The best thing about polyamory is that you don’t get rejected like “sorry, I have a boyfriend” you get rejected like “sorry, I don’t like you.”

Ew, no.

*motions to everything*

Which makes you both smart and hot.

I definitely will. I hope you do, too!

My cares for this shift are done so I'd like to say something super important that's been bothering me for a minute:

95 South > Tag Team.

I will not be answering any further questions on this matter at this time.

D Ray from Bad Op has his keys set up on soda cases at the deli counter

WAKE UP EVERYONE THERE'S NEW @badoperation.bsky.social

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

A set of four Effin’ Birds stickers

Can't decide what Effin' Birds sticker to get? Threadless' new four packs can help: eatf.art/stickers

Phone just auto updated. Turned on some ai spying features that I had to go find and disable.

Watch yourselves out there. Might be time to start reading those terms and conditions

Thanks to you #ska world for supporting our new album
Harmonic Convergence

My ska recommendations

New @runawayricochet.bsky.social is donating to rent assistance mutual aid in Minnesota so definitely grab that

I’m grabbing new Horizon Point (which came out Friday 2/27)

It's already past 9 am on the east coast. Why haven't you ordered Harmonic Convergence yet? I did.

And I woke up thirty minutes before it would have gone off. 🤦😭

Lmao Math is our friend.

News you can use.

Llama

And yet his podcast was entertaining if not all that deep.

It's officially my third seventeenth birthday!

The trick to remaining stress free and calm is simple: transform into an orangutan at least once a day.

are you seeing this? then share! “Unhoused Black, queer, disabled femme + cat 🐈‍⬛ need help staying inside consistently during peak travel season where accommodations prioritize travelers”

being homeless and disabled is exhausting enough. the streets aren’t an option. HELP BRITT

linktr.ee/hiitsbritt

If you're happy and you know it, ew

This has been my last two years. Like, when did I get put in charge of my own destiny?

I'm still pretty self-deprecating about my art, but I do notice the improvements I've made over the last few years. And I appreciates that about myselfs.

I never got the hang of ICQ, but I was on talkers. And CompuServe before that.

And I remember downloading chunks of images that had to be stitched together in order to see subpar nudity.

I turned mine off. Because I have the day off.

Well, I'll keep cutting them open until I find it.

Thank you! 😃