SaraKateW

There are monsters now.

I suppose in this particular case it’s funded by the random “apple has charged your card 7.99” monthly fee you can never pin down.

I wish I understood how streaming TV works in accounting. I love Monarch, it’s so fun, it must be SO expensive, and no one I know watches it.

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

i can go into a Marshall’s for whatever reason I like, but I WILL be leaving with a snack and a body wash.

The Italian hard candies that are just little orange balls.

Yes i do want and enormous bottle of infused olive oil, and also marinara, and also dark chocolate salted caramels, and also coffee syrup, and also stuffed olives, and also peach rings.

For temptation to debauchery, no bar, brothel, or trap house can compare with the clearance aisle for food and snacks at a Marshal’s.

I am very late on this update, but you better believe we were wearing a festive vest and handing out Mardi Gras beads this month.

I typed the wrong name for this song sparrow in the alt text. I want to seppuku.

Oh, this is so sweet! Thank you!

The man makes a great point.

a white-throated sparrow looking dead at the camera. A round bird with neat brown streaks on a buffy body.

what are YOU looking at 🪶

Guy Ritchie likes exactly the same kind of long-sleeved cotton shirts on men that I like.

I mean, it’s 20 movies! I’ve seen none!

What is Robert Redford’s best movie 2000-2025?

I would like to go back in time and kick my own ass if I leave the house without folding the laundry and putting these clothes away.

mortifying

My instagram algorithm is absolutely humiliating.

Yes. All very normal! I'm ready for that 80 degrees, though

i cannot believe it's fucking snowing

here we go Since I took up birding (I listed my first bird on November 13, 2023) I have found that my mental and spiritual health has improved to an incredible extent. My photography skills have not. I will try ...

March 1st and the new year's resolution is still going. Unprecedented. skwbotd.ghost.io/coming-soon/

not me i'm different

kinda crazy how microblogging drove literally everybody insane

There have been a few stories this week about whether Eric Dane's history of drug abuse may have contributed to his death and it's making me blackout with rage.

They have no fucking idea why people get ALS. None at all. Fuck off with that.

then every 8 years or so you just take a mulligan and start over

I am not home to complaints about Daylight Saving Time. Always spring forward, never fall back, says I.

Daylight Savings starts a week from tomorrow.

Fat Rabbit!!

It was sunny today and her eyes were open for a while.