Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
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Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
[slaps the roof of this fund] the bad boy can fit so much 2008
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile
We need better Democrats.
Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.
Slow news day?
T-minus three weeks until “why don’t women want to date them?”
It’s so annoying that Schumer of all people isn’t up for reelection until 2028. He can do whatever he wants and his job is safe. He’s never going to give up minority leader either.
Let’s make this meeting an email. Let’s turn this family dinner into a quick zoom. Let’s move this wedding to slack.
Kale replacing all salad greens.
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
Oh my god the endless bundling of every watered down statement you make with “lowered costs”, is this getting you any positive reactions with anybody? Those points have nothing in common. Iranian children are dead, American soldiers are going to die. Nobody wants this. Do better or resign.
Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change
it's 1982. i'm baby. a dubious war in the middle east is underway.
it's 1990, i'm 8. we are starting a dubious war in the middle east.
it's 2003. i'm 21. we are starting a dubious war in the middle east.
it's 2026. i'm 44. we are starting a dubious war in the middle east...
Children are already dead you spineless twerp. Your utter lack of leadership during this administration is disgusting. Your constituents don’t want this. Resign and let someone else actually lead.
Fine with me as long as it has to be a separate doc from a GP, isn’t always covered by insurance and the results aren’t taken seriously.
Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other
Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating The Living Shit Out Of Each Other https://theonion.com/female-friends-spend-raucous-night-validating-the-livin-1819573315/
My three-year-old was reading the Epstein files when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy why did so many nice people at Harvard like Jeffrey Epstein?" And when I told her "Because people at Harvard will do anything for a buck," she started crying.
The people who voted for you want ICE abolished. Let someone else be minority leader.
Can you believe the poors are irresponsibly choosing not to starve to death?
Mar-a-Lago Face is becoming indistinguishable from Black Hole Sun Video Face
In this Ohio diner, taking the fifth still means running off with your host's Jim Beam at the end of the party. But they do know this: Ghislaine Maxwell's refusal to answer questions proves that Donald Trump is innocent and that the Clintons belong behind bars.
This type of argument is so exhausting. “Someone will take advantage of it/break the law to get around it so we can’t do it” well then why do fucking anything. Nothing on earth has 100% good faith participation or ever will.
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Wanting Penn Station named after you a sign you haven’t been there.
fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
Bullshit your constituents want you to abolish ICE not “reform” it. How the hell do you expect to reform the secret police?
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there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
I'm not going to post screenshots for obvious reasons but I have been alerted that a bunch of the top posts in r/MassiveCock are anti-ICE now and anyone who defends ICE in comments is getting yelled down lol
Fascist thugs are killing citizens in broad daylight, can you at least pretend to care about that?!?! I know Schumer is leaning in on the price of eggs but all he’s doing is pissing off YOUR constituents. Do better.