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06.03.2026 11:30
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
If you weren't aware I spoke fluent Penguin.
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"
When you wake up after an accidental nap and don't know what year it is.
Do you know the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an elephant.
WAIT THEY CAN FUCKING DRIVE NOW
Would your be kind enough to let me post it, please?
"LOOK AT ME I'M A TORTOISE, I'M SO SLOW, IT TAKES ME HALF AN HOUR JUST TO GET TO THE FRONT GATE"
"Fuck off Brian"
Is this your cat, mop and video?
2026 is the Year of the Horse.
The horse:
Scientists: "Food gives you energy"
Me after eating:
Kat Bush.
No, you fuck off.
🎶"Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathy, I've come home. I'm so cold. Let me in-a-your window"🎶
Me when I'm talking to someone I don't like, thinking that I'm hiding it well.
MY GOD HOW BIG ARE THE FUCKING ANTS
When you've been in the pub all day with your mates and come out into the fresh air.
"You probably haven't even noticed but there was an incident with the ceiling when you were out"
My wife when I've searched the whole house for something and she finds it in ten seconds.
You've always been incredibly supportive of me, for which I'm very grateful.
Finally, the SlenderSherbet Bluesky interaction circle that absolutely no one wanted or was waiting for. If you're here, thank you ❤️
😂
"LYNN"
"LYNN"
"WHERE'S MY FUCKING DINNER"
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Saviour Pingu?"
"I'm making pancakes, what does it look like I'm doing"
#PancakeDay
#ShroveTuesday
The only Winter Olympics footage you need to see today.
"What the fuck did you just say"
That's very kind, Edith, thank you!
I have always been and forever will be, the seal.
When you're in love with someone who doesn't know you exist.
#ValentinesDay
Purrling.
