The icing on the cake.

So we are calling this the Epstein War, right?

Is there anything better than spending the holidays with your family? Yes

My prediction was OnlyFans but only for the “research”.

I see that!!

Just got home from a long day away from my phone. What did I miss?

I guess this is what happens when they do a white man DEI hire.

So I guess it’s a safe assumption that Trump’s daddy’s money wasn’t enough to get him into Harvard back in the day and he’s been holding a grudge ever since?

Did Slotkin announce the anti Chinese data bill on TikTok?

Just like January 6. People were begging him to call off the tariffs just like they begged him to call off the insurrection when he was sitting in front of the TV thinking “it’s all for me.” He’s got an addiction and he’ll keep finding new ways to get his fix. Rinse. Repeat.

He’s literally found the puppet string that makes the entire world stop what they are doing and watch him. He will never give it up until it’s taken away from him.

If only there were some sort of built in way to pass laws to curtail this behavior, or instill some sort of system of checks and balances.

😂 There can never be too many people saying that.

Ted Cruz effect.

What did all of the finance bros think would happen when he had gone bankrupt 5 times and was campaigning on tariffs and they voted for him anyway?

SOMEONE NEEDS TO CUT THE DEI ANIMALS AND GET RID OF ALL OF THE FEMALES.

Elon Musk had more children and they all hate him so they came over here.

I’m curious if the people who voted for him last time and changed their minds are the same people who voted for him this time and are changing their minds.

When you line up his achievements through the years, it really puts into focus how utterly weak he’s been. The first time McConnell walked all over him years ago he should have been replaced.

He looks like a cartoon.

Do you think he knows it’s an EV?

EGOD.

Since at least half of our country voted against Trump, it seems like there is something we could do to bolster the Canadian resistance and support them while they are forced to endure the misguided choices of the other half.

Talk while he’s talking and laugh at him or else just not even go so the room looks really empty and the crowd is small. He would freak out.

You know they will find like 5 Republican MAGAs who live in FL with their dead parents in the freezer, take their social security, and and go to boat parades on the weekend.

He declared war on sugar so I wouldn’t count on that.

It's possible that Trump/Musk mass layoffs could be so large the US actually loses jobs this month.

Fun fact: The US hasn't lost jobs in a single full month since the last time Trump was in office, per US government stats.

Putting people with ADHD in a *concentration* camp is bitterly ironic