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She / Her Corgi-wrangler. Level 11 Bard/Warlock with a habit of rolling 1s. Writer of fantasy stories. Reader of any stories. Baker. Terrible cook. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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SW5e vibes:
After 30 minutes of discussion, we decided to call our party the "Resista-rebels."

2 hours into the session we realized it sounded too much like "resist-a-rebel" and that wasn't the messaging we wanted to put out there.

We are now the "Rebelliance" pronounced "Rebelions."
Obvi
#dnd

02.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things said during D&D today:

"Leapy jumpy thingy is not a bonus action."

#Dnd #5e #SW5E

01.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Writing advice book: Every novel begins in 'in media res.'

Tolkien: In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit… [describes hole].

#writing

16.11.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. Is this a seasonal thing for all of us now?

06.09.2025 23:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It was 6 by the end πŸ˜…

18.08.2025 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all. I’ve rolled 4 nat ones so far this session.

#dnd #dnd5e

17.08.2025 23:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I spilled my coffee into my soup.

Prior to that, all my today spills had been single liquid spills.

So, that’s where I’m living.

When is NaddPod going to have another spills episode? … I need to talk to them. @caldy.bsky.social

#clumsy

29.05.2025 18:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two majestic corgis standing in the snow next to one another. One is fluffy and orange. The other is black, tan, and white. They carry smug expressions and adorable ears.

Two majestic corgis standing in the snow next to one another. One is fluffy and orange. The other is black, tan, and white. They carry smug expressions and adorable ears.

Would you take a second corgi a third time? 😊🫣

25.05.2025 01:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Things I tripped over today:
My corgi
my own foot
my other corgi
their full water bowl
the side walk
nothing
the stairs I use every day
a branch
A sock in my hallway

Stay tuned. The day isn’t over.

#writing #clumsy #funny

25.05.2025 00:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Crow update: there's two now! and they are making the cutest beeping sounds at each other. Love that for them.

22.05.2025 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We saw the crow again, making its cute little chirpy sounds. This time, it visited our back yard and shouted at our dogs, who found this delightful. I hope the crow finds a sweet crow love.

21.05.2025 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today, while we were walking the corgis, we heard a crow making a neat sound atop a streetlight-- trying to find their true crow love. I hope they find each other soon. Will update you.

21.05.2025 00:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Event. They were absolutely right!

09.04.2025 23:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My calendar strategy:

Get date in email.

Don’t delete email until date is on whiteboard calendar in kitchen.

At some point later, put whiteboard dates into paper calendar.

Even later, put dates into phone - but only maybe.

Try to remember if I use gCal or iCal.

This is fine. #writerlife

27.03.2025 15:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An orange corgi stands in the grass holding a deflated ball which looks like, at one time, it was as big as her.

An orange corgi stands in the grass holding a deflated ball which looks like, at one time, it was as big as her.

Ways I've made my corgi angry:

She hurt herself and is not allowed to hop up into her chair.

This. Is. An. Outrage.

We dared take her to the vet and the vet dared thwart her chair-sitting plans.

The mood in the dwelling is tense.

26.03.2025 04:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am currently trying to convince myself not to eat my cupcake before dinner.

Future me would be so disappointed in past me and people-pleaser me will be disappointed in both mes.

So that’s what’s going on over here.

#writerlife

13.03.2025 00:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A corgi with brown and black fur rests in a fluffy dog bed. His head is smooshed into a pink blankie, while his legs are splayed in front of him. His eyes are closed and the tip of his tongue is sticking out of his smiling mouth. He looks peaceful.

A corgi with brown and black fur rests in a fluffy dog bed. His head is smooshed into a pink blankie, while his legs are splayed in front of him. His eyes are closed and the tip of his tongue is sticking out of his smiling mouth. He looks peaceful.

Today, I wish for you the kind of peaceful rest / nap Wolf is having.

Yes. The little snores are audible.

#corgi

10.03.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just in case any other Canadians are looking:

I've swapped over to Marcelle cosmetics and want to share that I am impressed! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

Physicians Formula discontinued a foundation years ago and I've been looking for a replacement since. Who knew it was right here at home!

#BuyCanadian

09.03.2025 22:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whelp. I guess we’re spending the day cancelling some subscriptions.

04.03.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@samreich.bsky.social can you do an β€˜Oops, all Canadians!’ episode of something?
πŸ₯ΉπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

03.03.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Creamy cheese lump.

22.02.2025 05:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let it be said, @dropouttv.bsky.social is offering educational content.

18.02.2025 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have just learned that there is gluten in soya sauce.

Now, it’s made out of two things I’m not supposed to eat.

I have chosen to dissociate from the reality where I know this information.

This explains some stuff…

In other news, I’m also going to continue eating cheese.
#dropout

18.02.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The best conversation I’ve had today:

Me: Hey, are you still in that meeting?

Them: When they say we have 206 bones, they don’t count the teeth.

Me: … ?

Answers to your questions:
We work in software. No. Not dentistry software.

Yes. They were still in the meeting.

#workhumor #writerlife

13.02.2025 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHe LOOKS like his wife’s name is Tammy” may be the funniest thing I’ve heard today.

#superbowl

10.02.2025 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What medium would you call stonehenge?

06.02.2025 04:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You made the right choice.

05.02.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you have Waves in your area - try them!

03.02.2025 17:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They also have a half caff variety that I looooove (called Half ass)

02.02.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s gooood coffee!

02.02.2025 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0