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๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž 30's, she/they, gay cottagecore metalhead nerd, kinkster, your soft Dom moot. Here to scream about gay pirates. I write soft filthy sweet kinky wholesome fics! https://archiveofourown.org/users/Eevla Pfp by @jellyNUTTED (x)

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(And that little visable squiggle isn't incriminating... it just says "Slide no." ๐Ÿ˜Š)

I can't stop thinking about a few of these hehehe ๐Ÿคญ

02.03.2026 11:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My picks for RBB 2026, completely obscured by a smaller notepad with giraffes on it.

My picks for RBB 2026, completely obscured by a smaller notepad with giraffes on it.

This has been a fun morning!
I think I have my top five and as always, I'm so excited to get pushed out of my comfort zone, no matter which one I get matched to! ๐Ÿ’œ

02.03.2026 09:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is gorgeous!

28.02.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this!

28.02.2026 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

28.02.2026 13:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I haven't seen that one!

27.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi friends!

We have a long weekend off to recover from various procedures and doctors appointments, and need recs for dumb/delightful/hilarious movies!

(Last time I asked, everyone recommended Paddington and Paddington 2, and *thank you*)

27.02.2026 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi all! Can I recommend everything I've ever written for this fandom? Including but not limited to:

A sweet fluffy kinky modern AU? ๐Ÿงผ
archiveofourown.org/works/406461...

A short innkeepers slice of life?๐ŸŽ€
archiveofourown.org/works/59956672

AU Ed/Frenchie/Stede?๐Ÿพ
archiveofourown.org/works/57276043

27.02.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Edelweiss nipple bars from maedusabodyjewelry.com

Edelweiss nipple bars from maedusabodyjewelry.com

I will never see fancy piercing jewelry without thinking about Ed.

But these... come on...

25.02.2026 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm going for it.

I haven't written fic in about a year, but I'm *always* thinking about it. The last fics I wrote were collabs and I loved the process so I'm hoping to get a lovely little something going.

25.02.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're adorable! Happy birthday!!! ๐Ÿฅณ

23.02.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesss!!! I had to do the same thing today. Good for us!!!

19.02.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seriously. This is a matter of understanding consent. What they're doing is projecting onto your artwork and I can't stand people who do that.

19.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...why...

19.02.2026 14:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isn't it just?!

18.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup! I'm luckily not a fan, so that's okay. I can do bivalves without a problem since they're calcium based.

Living like this has turned me into an amateur food scientist.

18.02.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tiny dish with a pink ball of raspberry sorbet over a little brownie. The context was that this was the only "safe" food I could eat while out to dinner with a large group.

A tiny dish with a pink ball of raspberry sorbet over a little brownie. The context was that this was the only "safe" food I could eat while out to dinner with a large group.

So bad!!!

This body is so persnickety. When I'm home, I know exactly what I can and can't have, but going out to dinner involves a multi-step investigation.
Last time I went out to tapas, all I could have were the fries, and oddly the chocolate brownie with raspberry sorbet. I ate three of these.

18.02.2026 14:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am a migrainee, but more prone to cervicogenic headaches. So maybe breaking up with brie and camembert will have a silver lining... but... but...

18.02.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like I live with a lot of intolerances... I can't do wheat/gluten, onions/garlic, lactose and other non fermented dairy (I can have some cheese though. Jarlsberg and I are safe!), and I also can't have fresh fruit... so I am used to my horrendously specific diet, but... not my mushrooms! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜ž

18.02.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi, how's everyone doing?

I'll go first. I found out a few weeks ago that I'm intolerant to mushrooms and also anything containing chitin, so no brie or yummy moldy cheese ever again, and I've been depressed about it ever since.

18.02.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't wait!!!!!!!

17.02.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's exactly what I want to be watching right now. I'm so immersed in it. Those actors literally are Dunk and Egg. They're adorable.

16.02.2026 11:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's wonderful! It's 3 for us this summer, and looking forward to many more happy years!

14.02.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you, dear ๐Ÿฅฐ

14.02.2026 14:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A selfie of Tutu (left, a tall blonde woman with blue eyes, wearing a black velvet corset top), and Eev (right, a short auburn haired person with green eyes, blackwork tattoos, wearing a black tanktop). We are extremely cute.

A selfie of Tutu (left, a tall blonde woman with blue eyes, wearing a black velvet corset top), and Eev (right, a short auburn haired person with green eyes, blackwork tattoos, wearing a black tanktop). We are extremely cute.

Happy Valentines Day to the loveliest girl in the world! I love you, princess @tuathatutu.bsky.social! ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—

14.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this so much!!!

13.02.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My #PermanentInk that I got after season one of #OFMD.

That pilot episode gripped me and never, ever let go. I got this tattoo not knowing just how much love and joy would blossom in my life once I let it.

13.02.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I misspoke when I told my wife "they're also celebrating their 30th anniversary this year!"
... listen 3 years in Lesbian might as well equal 30 human years. ๐Ÿ’—

13.02.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We love rich desserts in this house, but if anyone served Ed a prawn (again), Stede would be writing letters to the management.

On his own monogrammed stationary.
Which he carries on his person for occasions such as this.

13.02.2026 13:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I know them, and I do, I don't think that bed is for sleeping.

13.02.2026 13:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0