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Oh No Its Lu Bu

@cheflubu

I contain multitudes and an infinite summer Data Product Manager, Fullstack Developer, Former Chef, Former Intelligence Analyst for US Army, Disabled Vet, Diabetic, CJ Reformer, Prison Abolitionist, Romantic, he/him From Atlanta, Based in Berlin

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maybe if they gave the wu-tang gundams

07.03.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's gotta be some sort of intersection game somewhere for me

07.03.2026 09:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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my9games.com
I am a product of greatness

07.03.2026 09:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it's Dilandau's all the way down and they all get what they deserve

07.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How I see every walter white archetype

07.03.2026 09:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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don't know who needs to see this tonight....

05.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 139 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5681 πŸ” 1303 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14
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06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 4787 πŸ” 1399 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6

HE'S IN THE AMONG US MEETING TALKIN ABOUT "I AIN'T DONE SHIT"

06.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HE GONE OFF THEM GOOFBALLS Y'ALL

06.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Werner Hertzog voice*

life isn't never-ending cycle of agony and pain in between bright sparks of joy.

06.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm so glad I'm high rn

06.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

She got that church bitch energy I've hated since I was a child

06.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 13519 πŸ” 4582 πŸ’¬ 112 πŸ“Œ 61

Hell yeah brother

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm about to fuck up a currywurst like ww1 fucked up European geopolitics

06.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Big lad mode: activated

06.03.2026 11:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brother Ibn Ahmed Beast, inshallah

06.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can't resist using a Microsoft platform for gaming? And you think you could resist the pull of the necromancer's orb? Pure fallacy. You're an npc. You're under the thrall, my guy. You're champing at the bit to compliment a villain. You die off screen in act 1.

05.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? There are 12 episodes o the anime Apocalypse Hotel available on streamers! 2057, Earth is uninhabitable, humanity has fled to space, leaving the planet abandoned. A century later, only the Gingarou Hotel in Ginza is kept operational by android concierge Yachiyo.

06.03.2026 10:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heading to Bosnia in August for a wedding and you know I gotta hit up the

06.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s almost like if someone’s basic needs are being met, they’re less likely to commit crimes

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1735 πŸ” 571 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

LET’S-A GO!

Luigi cocking a gun: β€œOkey-dokey.”

06.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I love Burek tbh

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What caused Tuxiv posting to multiple 100x in the last year

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the hardest part is getting out of bed

06.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
ember warframe

ember warframe

day 7 ember
#warframefanart #tennocreate

05.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4813 πŸ” 1280 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 126

Sunday marks International Women's Day so don't forget to love and cherish women you fuckin dinks

06.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

aftermath you gotta bring me in for a food review, put me on retainer I'll do it for free

06.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0