"Attack mode *Engaged! It's officially Fun Time in Montyland! =RAWR!="
@wiredwizard42
Failed writer, semi-failed human Curator of a Ginormous Pile of Books A bit weird, don't tend to say much, possibly reads too much. Known for sticking silly captions onto people's cat pictures on FB. (Monkeys beware! ;) )
"Attack mode *Engaged! It's officially Fun Time in Montyland! =RAWR!="
Hagar?!?! I've been after a Hagar figure for *decades!
"Snacks? *Not for me?!?! I do not think I can overlook such betrayal!"
"Live well, stay floofy, nap lots - my mantra."
Fire flows through gutters meant to carry water to trees in Tehran.
Death flows where life once did.
May God forgive us.
(Video has been geoconfirmed.)
Cthulhu... It's once again proven that the biggest threat to humanity is humanity itself...
Happy Puss Time has begun!
"Yes!! Chaos! Havoc! Mayhem! VIOLENCE! *This is what is good in life!"
So *that's what it looks like when you think up a new burrito recipe?!
"Before this goes any further, I demand to speak with my lawyer!"
"=sighs= No sunbeams... I'm going to have to survive on snacks, petting & copious amounts of napping to conserve my energy."
"If my choices are Havoc, Mayhem and Chaos or Death By Ennui, I choose Life & Chaos!"
Hello Gaius my old friend
Did you remember to feed the Scamperbeasts before you left?
"=sighs= Why do *I have to keep watch over the Interwubz monkeys when you're busy?! Can't Canine minion do that? I have a sunbeam I need to nap in..."
I did not know a theremin could do this.
My wife, ladies and gentlemen.
"Why yes, I am a Master of the Art of Meowga - why do you ask?!"
"Hark, in the distance, the crinkle of someone opening snacks!"
"Come on sunbeams! I can't wait *all day... Geez..."
Someone's getting their power nap in before the 2am Zoomies begin...
@jimbenton.bsky.social
WOOHOO!!!!
"Another day without a sunbeam... =sighs= It's like the universe or the National Weather Service is out to get me..."
I do my best to limit what I say to writers to "I loved your book(s), thanks for writing it(them)!" and with some writers I talk to online, cat jokes...
"Seriously? (Monty taught me this look...)"
If you can get a Weird Al one, why not Peewee Herman?
Have a good cruise & have fun!
βThere is still some good in the world, Mr. Frodo.β