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Wiredwizard42

@wiredwizard42

Failed writer, semi-failed human Curator of a Ginormous Pile of Books A bit weird, don't tend to say much, possibly reads too much. Known for sticking silly captions onto people's cat pictures on FB. (Monkeys beware! ;) )

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"Attack mode *Engaged! It's officially Fun Time in Montyland! =RAWR!="

09.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hagar?!?! I've been after a Hagar figure for *decades!

09.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Snacks? *Not for me?!?! I do not think I can overlook such betrayal!"

08.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Live well, stay floofy, nap lots - my mantra."

08.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fire flows through gutters meant to carry water to trees in Tehran.

Death flows where life once did.

May God forgive us.

(Video has been geoconfirmed.)

08.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 895 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 15

Cthulhu... It's once again proven that the biggest threat to humanity is humanity itself...

08.03.2026 04:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Puss Time has begun!

08.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Yes!! Chaos! Havoc! Mayhem! VIOLENCE! *This is what is good in life!"

08.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So *that's what it looks like when you think up a new burrito recipe?!

07.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Before this goes any further, I demand to speak with my lawyer!"

07.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"=sighs= No sunbeams... I'm going to have to survive on snacks, petting & copious amounts of napping to conserve my energy."

07.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"If my choices are Havoc, Mayhem and Chaos or Death By Ennui, I choose Life & Chaos!"

07.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hello Gaius my old friend

06.03.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 694 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 4

Did you remember to feed the Scamperbeasts before you left?

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"=sighs= Why do *I have to keep watch over the Interwubz monkeys when you're busy?! Can't Canine minion do that? I have a sunbeam I need to nap in..."

05.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Fifth Element "Diva Dance" on the Theremin | Carolina Eyck
The Fifth Element "Diva Dance" on the Theremin | Carolina Eyck YouTube video by Carolina Eyck

I did not know a theremin could do this.

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 8

My wife, ladies and gentlemen.

05.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Why yes, I am a Master of the Art of Meowga - why do you ask?!"

05.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Hark, in the distance, the crinkle of someone opening snacks!"

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Come on sunbeams! I can't wait *all day... Geez..."

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone's getting their power nap in before the 2am Zoomies begin...

05.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@jimbenton.bsky.social

05.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WOOHOO!!!!

04.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Another day without a sunbeam... =sighs= It's like the universe or the National Weather Service is out to get me..."

04.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do my best to limit what I say to writers to "I loved your book(s), thanks for writing it(them)!" and with some writers I talk to online, cat jokes...

04.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a person is walking down a street at night and a light is shining on the ground ALT: a person is walking down a street at night and a light is shining on the ground

How i arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Seriously? (Monty taught me this look...)"

04.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If you can get a Weird Al one, why not Peewee Herman?

03.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have a good cruise & have fun!

03.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThere is still some good in the world, Mr. Frodo.”

03.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1