Corbs

I hope somebody ate the nuclear codes.

Jardiance Commercial #4 (2025 & 2026) YouTube video by Commercial Archivist

Look in the mirror and say the phrase “between the anus and genitals” with the same confidence as this announcer.

I fucking dare you.

I tried and just about pissed myself.

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Definitely not playing devil’s advocate. There is no reason to accept lame fat Trump jokes.

Just saying that its complicated.

hehe gottem

This fails to capture the true irony of him being a person who loves to use fat as a pejorative more than he could ever love his own sons.

I get why “haha he fat” sucks as a thing to say. But I have sympathy for people who tried to climb that mountain and gave up when they realized they didn’t bring enough oxygen tanks to reach the crest.

It is a daunting writing exercise to accurately try to capture the irony of how the wretched interior of such a loud, cruel narcissistic rapists is represented perfectly on his corporal form for all to see except himself and his inner circle.

I would disappoint the prof that assigned this to me.

Is this the same hooker that keeps wrecking my shit on Marvel vs Capcom?

There are so may Ted seasons. Its like one of those disease that RFK is trying to bring back.

This must look amazing on a foggy night.

@gailsimone.bsky.social ass post.

You almost made them the B-52s.

“Listens”

Ofcourse she listens to Drake.

Fucking bullseyed me.

The DOJ Subpoenaed Patient Info From a Gender-Affirming Care Clinic. It Fought Back. A Washington judge quashed the Trump administration's attempt to subpoena patient information from the telehealth practice QueerDoc—but the fight may not be over.

Late last year I covered the case of QueerDoc, a small, telehealth gender-affirming care practice that received a subpoena from Trump's DOJ. The subpoena was blocked by a federal judge, but the DOJ appealed, and the 9th Circuit is hearing oral arguments today.

Shame that it doesn’t have a perfect replica of the hat made out of office carpet.

Thanks Mike, I do appreciate this last pre-WWIII chuckle.

I will think fondly of this in the Wasteland.

They’d sell off Hawaii as long as a Republican is on office.

ICE detains reporter Estefany Rodríguez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany Rodríguez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

Its definitely not just a slush fund for legal fees to desperately try to maintain official immunity.

May this live forever on my tl.

God Dammit Far Sector was amazing. Easily, by a country mile my favorite Green Lantern entry.

Almost a Star Trek story, but also not, almost a Space Batman story but also not. Almost a Superman but not.

The perfect story, for the perfect character, perfectly made for that title.

Do No Evil…until you have shareholders.

Poor Havoc. I guess Beta-Man was taken.

#eatingass

This Magnets gone to heaven.

I wish every creature could be loved as hard as you loved that guy.

Director’s Cut!! Call the medic!

All said, I hope they green light SNW until everybody ages out, I could watch those motherfuckers read 4th grade math books.