NOT A WOLF

INCREDIBLE WORK

UNREAL

We're entering the final days of the campaign! Get your copy of the game now before the price goes up by $5!

Enjoy!!

Coming soon: Who's A Good Boy: The Game Where Dogs Can Sin A card game for 3-5 players. Do good deeds, earn traits, and race your friends to answer the question of "Who's A Good Boy?"

Check it out over at dogscansin.com

As always, pre-following is the best way to support the game at this stage. It can be a little tough to promote stuff like this when new generationally bad political stuff is happening every morning so signing up to follow the campaign lets you remember to check it out once it's launched!

Always!

So I took some time and started making stuff the way I used to again, in a vacuum. Feels very nice to have a place to share it again. Over the next few months you're going to be seeing more and more of it.

Sometimes I get asked about where The Wolf went and the answer is that I wrote the book, watched how the algorithms treated every post about it, and realized that the character's entire existence (and all my work) was at the mercy of billionaire tech CEOs which felt antithetical to the whole deal.

Not to get schmaltzy on you guys but you've got no idea how good it feels to see a project get actual traction on a social media platform after ~5 years of having anything I did that wasn't a post get throttled by the X/Meta algorithms. Thanks for sharing!!

The title art for "Who's A Good Boy: The Game Where Dogs Can Sin" featuring an angelic dog helping an elderly dog cross the street while a devil dog steals from her

Cool news! Julia and I made a card game! In Who's A Good Boy, you play as a dog committing various sins and good deeds to try and prove you're better than your friends. It's packed with jokes from me and incredible dog art from Julia! It's been a joy to make and we're excited to show it off soon.

www.simonandschuster.com/books/I-Am-N...

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A BELOVED LITTLE HUMOR NOVEL RELEASED IN 2021

VERY COMPELLING

So glad you liked it!

I HAVE USED AN APP TO UPLOAD "THE HITS" FROM TWITTER SO THAT THOSE WHO MISS THEM MAY ENJOY THEM

OTHERWISE, IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO READ MY WRITING AND SEE WHAT I AM UP TO FOLLOW @dansheehan.bsky.social

MY ENTIRE SECRET LAIR HAS NOW BEEN REVEALED

IT COMES OUT ON JUNE 24TH AND IS ONLY AVAILABLE WHILE SUPPLIES LAST

THANK YOU TO @MTGSecretLair FOR LETTING ME RUN WILD AND THANK YOU FOR SUCH A WARMLY RECEIVED WEEK OF PREVIEWS. IT WAS A VERY MAGICAL TIME.

I LOVE GETTING EMAILS FROM STORES

HOW DID WE DO

YOU HAVE EARNED 10 STORE POINTS

WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO THE STORE

WHY DID YOU GO HOME

RETURN TO THE STORE

RETURN TO THE STORE

RETURN TO THE STORE

I AM SO SORRY, WHEN THE MEETING ENDED AND YOU SAID YOU WERE "GIVING ME MY TIME BACK" I ASSUMED I WAS FINALLY FREE

I LOVE TO WORK WHILE TRAVELING

I LOVE TO BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT THE WIFI SITUATION IN A PLACE I DREAMED OF VISITING AS A CHILD

I CARRY MY PRISON WITH ME BY CHOICE AND THAT MEANS IT CANNOT BE BAD RIGHT

IT NEVER FEELS GOOD TO LIVE WITHIN AN UNSTOPPABLE BLOOD TURBINE BUT OCCASIONALLY IT DOES INVENT A NEW TYPE OF CORN DOG

A BILLIONAIRE STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN? SURELY HE CAN PULL HIMSELF UP BY CUTTING DOWN ON UNNECESSARY SPENDING AND PICKING UP A SIDE HUSTLE

SIGNING A WELL MEANING PETITION OUTSIDE THE GROCERY STORE WHILE ELEVEN SIMULTANEOUS TRAINS FULL OF TOXINS DERAIL AROUND ME

I AM A FREE THINKER

NO GODS

NO MASTERS

JUST A SERIES OF RICH GUYS WHO I TREAT LIKE AN UNCOMFORTABLE MIXTURE OF BOTH GOD AND MASTER

OTHER THAN THAT THOUGH ITS ALL ME BABY

LOVE TO BE HUMAN

THE ANIMAL THAT DOESN'T THINK ITS AN ANIMAL

GREAT IDEA FOR A THING AND VERY FUN TO LIVE AMONGST

ONCE AGAIN MY INVESTMENT STRATEGY OF NOT FULLY UNDERSTANDING WHAT THE STOCK MARKET IS HAS ALLOWED ME TO COME OUT ON TOP

SIPHON WHAT HAPPINESS YOU CAN FROM THE WORLD LIKE A LAMPREY LATCHED ONTO THE RAPIDLY SINKING CORPSE OF A WHALE

DESCEND INTO THE BLACK WITH A BLOOD SOAKED SMILE

EAGER TO SEE WHAT UNRECOGNIZABLE THING THE PRESSURE MAKES OF YOU BY THE TIME THEY DO ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN

I LOVE APPLYING FOR JOBS

SO MANY GREAT OPTIONS

WOULD I LIKE TO BE PAID POORLY OR WOULD I LIKE TO WORK FOR SOMEONE EVIL

OH COOL THIS ONE IS BOTH

I HOLD MY DESTINY IN MY HANDS

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE MICROPLASTICS ACCUMULATING IN MY MAJOR ORGANS ARE ALL FROM LUXURY BRANDS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

SO YOU CAN SAY "OH I'M SO BURNED OUT"

OR "OH I HAVE BRAIN FOG"

BUT NOT "I CAN FEEL THE EVER SLOWING PULSE OF OUR WORLD AS IT LAY DYING, IT MAY NEVER AGAIN FEEL THE WARMTH OF THE SUN"

GONNA TRY "MAYBE IT'S MY MATTRESS" NEXT TIME AND SEE HOW THAT GOES