Mr. Pendejo

He literally is not

Trump plays chess the same way a pigeon does

He doesn’t understand the concept, will shit himself while playing, and is so stupid, he’ll still strut around like he won

So convenient how every time the U.S. and Israel end up murdering civilians, it’s always bc they supposedly are using civilians targets for military purposes

Except that when independent outlets investigated the hospital Israel bombed last year, of course Israel was lying about it

me: i sure wish there was a big long wood instrument for me to blow air into

the humble didgeridoo:

Nice shirt douchebag

I really hope to meet Randy Fine one day so that I can [redacted] him in the face multiple times

What a reprehensible, garbage human being

He looks like that episode of The Simpsons where Mr Burns is floating through the woods and everyone thinks it’s a ghost

O/U on invading Cuba?

I’m sure we can trust him then. His actions and words have never previously suggested otherwise.

And Marc Andreessen looks like a fucking Cone Head

Which normally, people’s physical appearance is off limits. They can’t control how they were born.

But also, fuck Marc Andreessen and all his little acolytes, who do so much damage to the world with their idiotic takes

When this is all over, I hope to engage in a Purge-like event where we hunt down MAGA and bring to them the opportunity to atone for their crimes against humanity

We simply cannot just allow these monsters to blend right back into society. They made their choices, time to pay up

Hahaha look who at 35, now has the advantage

I have rarely been happy to be getting older, but aging out of Selective Service just as our insane, pedophile president launches WWIII was excellent timing

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

So you’re so dedicated to MAGA, you joined DOGE, but also, you have no idea what you actually believe in

Trump enabled you to be the worst version of yourself, & that’s all you care about

Just mindless hate & bigotry, to the point he can’t even explain what it is he hates he’s so fucking stupid

These people are, to be blunt, substantially less intelligent than they believe they are.

That’s a lot of waffling to say “I’m a shithead that voted for Trump”

Glad people in Ireland have enough sense to treat shitty people accordingly

“Some men like being with men, and some women like being with women. How other people live really isn’t our business, and also, no matter who you end up loving, I’ll always accept you no matter what.”

There we go. That’ll take you maybe 15 seconds and it’s called basic parenting.

Why do you guys insist of posting videos of Tucker?

Is he paying you to help whitewash his reputation, or what?

There are so many other legitimate voices out there making these same points. Stop platforming the white supremacist, this guy is utter garbage.

What an unhinged sociopath

This is not “misinformation,” this is purposely disinforming yourself by intentionally ignoring accepted medical science to feed your narcissism

Bc that’s what a lot of this is about. “I must be right, and I’m never going to change how I think, so let’s visit the narcissism machine for validation”

I also noted that immediately as well

Well you see, the poor, often non-white college athletes were finally starting to make a little money off of their blood, sweat, and tears, and we just can’t have that.

We need to find a way for all the rich, influential white people to turn it back into modern-day slavery

We can’t have healthcare, affordable groceries, or a utility bill that costs less than $500/month, but we can start yet another war?

Can someone just fucking [redacted] this guy already? I’m so freaking done with being forced to live under these absolute sociopaths

Is it “peace” when you posture, threaten, and bully every other nation on the planet into submission?

This is just the same attitude I heard working in mental health/substance abuse when abusive relationships came up. Abusers always have a justification for their shitty behavior.

I recently had a friend, who has a master’s degree, tell me that his boss refused to believe him about a project answer over an AI bc “the AI gave me the answer, so how could it be wrong?”

Just put me out of my misery dude

The French constructed guillotines for a reason

We seriously seem to be actively raising an entire society to be degenerate gambling addicts who are so socially isolated, they’d rather talk to a fucking chatbot than a human being. Oh and the men want women to return to 1700 so this is just fine

Why the fuck is this the responsibility of the female athletes, & not the competition itself? You set these idiotic rules, so you pay for the testing

The answer is misogyny btw, that’s why

Add this to my earlier post about those of us w/ critical thinking skills running circles around people who rely on AI

This fits right in with that same theme

Super smart to ignore not only decades of established medical science, but to refuse a literal life-saving vaccine as well

Only a Fox audience would manage to increase both the positive and negative responses to the survey question

And of course as ICE has gotten worse, conservatives have managed to only increase their approval

Unless they’re part of your family, then the “light” part is probably not applicable at all

We are being currently governed by the most reprehensible people on the planet and I cannot wait for the day where they begin getting what’s coming to them