Wait…. She chose Sam? Is she smoking crack? Beniah should have just told her the ‘beggars can’t be choosers’ line he said #loveisblinduk
Wait…. She chose Sam? Is she smoking crack? Beniah should have just told her the ‘beggars can’t be choosers’ line he said #loveisblinduk
Oh great. This French campsite is apparently one of the type where people think nothing of wapping out a guitar and singing whenever they feel like it 👍🏼
First pass-agg ‘hope this email finds you well’ of 2024 received. Working day 6 of the year. Piss already boiled, so much for my planned Year of Serenity.
Work tomorrow and all the things I said I’d circle back to are going to come home to roost kmn
Moved that fucking elf for the last time. Get back in the loft you Christmas bastard.
Expecting to be paid today last working day before Xmas only to receive email from boss at 9am saying it will be next Friday. Ignoring texts from bank telling me how overdrawn I am 😬
Desperately necking Harvey’s Bristol Cream to get into the Christmas spirit.
How is there still one more working day of 2023 to go? Drop me out.