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@monkeybutter

Ok, no more DMs now. There's a small percentage that are normal but the rest are a mixture of spam and just plain weird.

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I'd imagine given the state of the DOJ right now, the password for their system is something like 'password' or 'DJT4547'.

07.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's frequently accounts that say underneath that they're from red US states in the comments section.

06.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Debating the big topics, like would it be possible to kill a vampire with a moderately sized SAD lamp.

05.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You know he's a massive arsehole when someone says it and needs them to narrow it down to a specific incident of arseholery.

05.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never made it before but feel the need to now. I love gnocchi β™₯️

05.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for this. I'm trying to learn German myself & I've started watching this now. Keeping the subtitles on for now but will revisit it without them at a later date.
I've found music to be really helpful. Spotify have a playlist called German Songs That Actually Slap, & I love it.

04.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spent a fair chunk of my time today choosing extra small socks for dogs.
Then another period of time watching review videos containing dogs wearing and walking in socks.
Not one review mentioned an experience of a dog with Houdini-style escape skills from medical clothing however. πŸ•

04.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Given their severe inability to properly research candidates it wouldn't be hard to have people put themselves forward and immediately defect if elected.

04.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It would also be interesting to see a visual aid showing how often the BBC have brought him on to their programming vs other parties & their polling at the time. Maybe even the airtime including times they've aired his opinions vs that of other party leaders.
And keep updating & showing it.

04.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This guy was busting to 'order a kebab'.

04.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's an investment for advertising hatred & fear as a constant party political broadcast for whatever party keeps rich people richer.
Its only job is to scare the hard of thinking into voting against their interests.
It's embarrassingly shit.

04.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They call themselves news until ofcom get involved when they say extra dipshit stuff, then suddenly they're a 'lifestyle channel'.

04.03.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A bit of a metaphor for reform policy.
One guy is declaring that their position is the correct way forward while it turns out that another thinks that their position is correct. The lamppost is reality.

03.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Individuals amassing so much wealth & power, using that to bypass ordinary people's votes & influence government policy so that the wealthy are prioritised, should also be treated as the serious issue that it's proving to be.
Inc those from other nations who choose to interfere for personal gain.

01.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She looks very happy there. I really like the seat she's in too, looks really comfy

01.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone benefits from a wider understanding of neurodiversity.
When our systems are set up for everyone to thrive, our lives have the potential to improve in a huge variety of ways.

28.02.2026 19:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neurodiversity is not a side issue - Freedom News To build something better, we need the people this world tried to break ~ Pablo ~ There’s a strange silence across much of radical politics w…

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28.02.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

'Reform blame voters for not voting for them because they're just not their cup of tea, & so chose someone else instead'
It's how elections work, but trust reform to try & make it sound like something wrong.

28.02.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here's our chonk cat casually relaxing on the chair

28.02.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a picture of two of my cats, plus the little guy who lives next door. I came upstairs to find them all napping together.
One of our 2 cats came to live with us after just walking in and refusing to leave one day. The cat we already had really liked him and still likes to be with him all day.

28.02.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Farage drew a picture of a monster, then told stories about a special weapon only he has access to that can stop it from coming for you in the night. The mythical nature of this weapon is all he has.
He often gets cross when people ask for further details about this.

27.02.2026 12:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because it obvs just sounds like an attempt to invalidate the win.
Even if it did happen, making noise about it after the results makes it look like airing the complaints depended purely on who won.
Like Farage saying if Brexit lost by a small margin he wouldn't let it drop.

27.02.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there had been irregularities witnessed at the polling stations, wouldn't it have been a good idea to alert someone there immediately rather than what sounds like just watching it happen repeatedly & then relying on dubious hearsay? That way police & polling staff could back up this claim.

27.02.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The polling was giving us the impression it was much tighter than it turned out to be. I really thought it was going to be a lot closer than this. Congratulations on the win. πŸ’š

27.02.2026 10:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can we have our nice things back now?
After we were told firmly they were too costly yet removing them cost us dearly in so many ways.
Reexamine the cost vs value of what used to be basic help & care.
To start being bold with policy & moving towards rebuilding our communities after so much division

27.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh wow, the 'hurty words' people sure do have some conflicting opinions right now.

26.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This was something I won't forget. It's such a Tory thing to do. They were repeatedly told how their argument was faulty yet kept doubling down on it.
My own MP sent me a stock response when I contacted him about it, when during the Tory government he was positive towards welfare & really helpful.

26.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really hoping that this is a win for greens. It's more than just another MP in parliament. It's a win for hope and politics of care, basic humanity & a signal of actual change after so long of politicians & media telling us to be afraid of others & hand over everything that made life better.

26.02.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That definitely needs to be on t shirts.

24.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Laila Cunningham on Piers Morgan shouted "I'm a Muslim!" several times as a way of trying to make her 'London is too muslim which is bad' argument appear less anti muslim.
When that didn't work she just stormed off.

23.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0