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Le mustélidé buvant la tisane la plus chaude de ta région 🫖🔥 📷 PP par Cindy Suen

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Get Birding with Sean Bean | Episode 1: The RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch | Birdwatching Podcast
Get Birding with Sean Bean | Episode 1: The RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch | Birdwatching Podcast YouTube video by Get Birding

Je suis sûr que vous l'aviez pas sur votre radar ca.
Le premier épisode vidéo du podcast "Get Birding", sur l'observation des oiseaux. Par Sean Bean.

Get birding.

Croivez en vos rêves.

23.01.2026 13:24 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

C'est un grand OUI 🐦‍⬛

23.01.2026 13:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Non, la constitution du gouvernement ne sera pas une catégorie sur la prochaine édition de SpeeDons.

06.10.2025 08:12 👍 1918 🔁 667 💬 33 📌 25

Bonne chance dans ta quête de la surface Daz. Ces daddy issues vont pas se résoudre toutes seules.

22.09.2025 04:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bravo Ben ! Il est trop stylé le prix en plus 👌

16.09.2025 13:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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03.09.2025 10:53 👍 924 🔁 135 💬 19 📌 10

Il est 15h07, dépêche, je veux voir l'oeuvre de @benrenaut.bsky.social

01.09.2025 13:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sticker d'un pengouin sur un skate entouré de flammes avec écrit dessous "EXTREME MANCHOT".

Sticker d'un pengouin sur un skate entouré de flammes avec écrit dessous "EXTREME MANCHOT".

On dirait bien qu'il fait

14.06.2025 15:22 👍 494 🔁 112 💬 9 📌 2
Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook 

"Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to...

A: find your mom's Facebook

B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were

C: badly photoshop that into a locket

D: convince you I'm your daughter.

Happy Father's Day Daddy."

Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook "Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to... A: find your mom's Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I'm your daughter. Happy Father's Day Daddy."

A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. 
Brooke replied to this picture of his penis.
Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day.

Him: Nice
Did you like what you saw
I can send you more

Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest.

Him: Why?

Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped.

Him: How old are you

Brooke: 36

A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. Brooke replied to this picture of his penis. Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day. Him: Nice Did you like what you saw I can send you more Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest. Him: Why? Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped. Him: How old are you Brooke: 36

Him: OK who is your mom

Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man...

Him: Show it to me now

Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me.

Him:Jesus That's my senior picture

Him: OK who is your mom Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man... Him: Show it to me now Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me. Him:Jesus That's my senior picture

Him: Erase the picture I sent you
Deplete the picture I sent
Delete
Fucking he'll
Who is your mom
Tiffany
Brandy

Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment.

I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad.

Him: Jesus hell I didn't know
I said delete it
Who is your mom
Where do you live
Delete the picture
Don't tell your mom this ok

Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy

Him: Erase the picture I sent you Deplete the picture I sent Delete Fucking he'll Who is your mom Tiffany Brandy Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment. I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad. Him: Jesus hell I didn't know I said delete it Who is your mom Where do you live Delete the picture Don't tell your mom this ok Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

16.06.2025 18:33 👍 4532 🔁 1306 💬 43 📌 172

Soutine à l'héritière

05.06.2025 12:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Un homme arrive dans une pièce et crie "It's free update time!" tout en tenant le jeu No Man's Sky dans sa main. Un homme au sol une larme à l'oeil et lui dit "No Sean! No! I have money!"

Un homme arrive dans une pièce et crie "It's free update time!" tout en tenant le jeu No Man's Sky dans sa main. Un homme au sol une larme à l'oeil et lui dit "No Sean! No! I have money!"

A chaque update

04.06.2025 15:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh bordel, j'imagine ta clavicule en mode "Oh shit, here we go again". Rassurée de savoir que tu t'en tire avec juste un gros bleu.

27.05.2025 14:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quel génie ! J’espère qu’il t’a également proposé de te payer les vacances 🤡

16.04.2025 08:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Merci l’ANSM de nous montrer la lumière! Nous, pauvres gueux accros aux cachetons qui ne faisons pas d’efforts pour aller mieux.
Je vais, de ce pas, arrêter mon suivi médicamenteux/thérapeutique et plutôt courir avec mes potes.

16.04.2025 08:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tellement quali' comme format 💯

15.04.2025 13:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

10/10 No Skip 🧡

11.04.2025 10:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is standing in front of a building with the words `` it 's a miracle '' written on it . Alt: A man is standing in front of a building with the words `` it 's a miracle '' written on it .
08.04.2025 14:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A curvaceous frog hangs seductively amongst some greenery, FROGUE is written in the same style as VOGUE magazine

A curvaceous frog hangs seductively amongst some greenery, FROGUE is written in the same style as VOGUE magazine

Strike a pose, there's nothing to it. FROGUE.

imgur.com/a/r5cckKJ

1-linda-lester.pixels.com/art

Happy Friday!

28.02.2025 09:23 👍 186 🔁 38 💬 2 📌 1

Bordel, t’as pris le même que moi

26.02.2025 12:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Project zomboid et oui ça ajoute une bonne dose de stress quand tu ne sais pas combien de coups sont nécessaires pour venir à bout de ces bouffeurs de cervelles.

18.02.2025 16:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep

04.02.2025 12:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

J’approuve grandement 💯

10.01.2025 21:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meme d'un homme dégouté par Le Pen dans une urne de vote et du même homme satisfait de Le Pen dans une urne funéraire

Meme d'un homme dégouté par Le Pen dans une urne de vote et du même homme satisfait de Le Pen dans une urne funéraire

Je viens de retrouver ça

21.11.2024 10:52 👍 4997 🔁 1127 💬 54 📌 40

Le plus dur c'est de passer l'acte 1 en vrai, un fois que tu as passé ça et que ton build est en marche, c'est plus simple. Mais au début, tu serres fort les fesses à chaque combat.

30.12.2024 16:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alors la règle c'est d'éviter un max de combats inutiles. Avec une haute dextérité, tu peux aussi augmenter ton initiative pour être le premier à jouer dans un tour. Y aussi des builds qui permettent aussi d'avoir plus d'attaques par tour. Bref, c'est faisable mais faut de la préparation en amont.

30.12.2024 15:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

J’ai testé et j’ai pas encore réussi à passer l’acte 1 🥲

29.12.2024 01:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh mais leurs bouilles, je fooooonds 🫠💛

04.12.2024 11:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Download, cut out & make a host of vintage computers. Because it’s Cyber Monday. rockybergen.com/papercraft

02.12.2024 18:51 👍 93 🔁 31 💬 4 📌 4

Le lundi le plus cool du mois 👌

25.11.2024 10:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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