i'm a clown 😔🤚

@comill.bsky.social Jack Black or Willem Defoe?

it was in fact, not seasonal

just a little something to take the edge off

she corio on my lanus til I snow

turns out, it WAS in fact seasonal depression and things ARE better when I can be outside with the sun

turns out the worst things I heard were in America, are we surprised

exiting airplane in London
man "are you american?"
woman "yeah I am"
man "women are quiet a luxury here"
what does that mean

"it would be faster if we just went to New York by train"
a man in salt lake city

served too hard that a man saw me :/

dream job - snow plow airport road

traveler who I've never seen before taking the same flight as me
he's in comfort+, I'm in basic economy
"what are you following me this morning, haha"
SHUT UP

flight announcers mic keeps cutting out
man *quietly* "your microphone is broken dear"

dad to 8 year old child
"we've got over an hour left, Sooooo glad we got here when we did"

yelling across the lobby
husband "Jesus would you wait!?"
wife "why I'm going to check our bags"
husband "you're supposed to watch MY bags"

starting a new thread titled "what I overheard a man say in an airport"

no stop im serving cvnt in this airport

went to the dermatologist today and was told they take my insurance on mondays, but not tuesdays. I am going to become the luigi

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

Ok this is funny 😂😂😂

They will go after Wikipedia.

They will go after libraries.

They will go after school boards and public extracurricular activities that are anything but sports.

They will go after archives.

Because knowledge, education, culture, and progressives are all the enemy.

Thinking is the enemy.

I can't believe that we let a horse loose in a hospital all those years ago, and then let the same horse loose in the same hospital AGAIN

Tell me again how sexual assault allegations ruin a man's career.

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

A stylized collagelike representation of a figure, seen from behind - a representation of the Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. - arms outspreadd, between two groups of silhouetted figures at left and right. A hilly landscape is in the background, with the sun and some clouds in the sky above

Romare Bearden, Martin Luther King Jr.—Mountain Top, color screenprint, 1968

he wants to be hitler

RIP TikTok, I hardly knew ye (didn’t use it almost ever)

I know a text and post app hate to see me coming

status:
dying I think

what jobs exist that is everything I'm good at and everything I'm passionate about that dont require a master's degree or 5 years experience