acorn

acorn criterion collection

Scrunt

putting acorn on the 3 way scale between antagonist "because he's an idiot", antagonist "because he's a jerk," and antagonist "because it's funny."

swat 4 my baby...

one day i should do a group drawing with the homies in the Majima Construction Recruitment Poster pose

yeah but if you fall on someone then thats their problem. big truck beat tiny little baby car.

my whole life, I've ridden/driven an SUV, van, or pickup truck. so whenever I get into a sedan, i feel like im gonna get crumpled by like a small gust of wind.

its starting to warm up outside. time to get absolutely destroyed by seasonal allergies

i always bring the goods

i see the "9games" thing going around. its physically impossible to think of only 9 games that influenced me the most, so im reposting my 19 games

you know who you DONT want to crash on? Flint Paper.

HAH
ACORN WINS AGAIN

bird furries are in for a real treat with this one

EASY

counter point: its funny

What, no, don't do that. That wasn't a part of my plan.

gotta love the classics

its where all of the tax money has been going to! totally!

listen, i always gotta have a backup plan for when my schemes inevitably fail.

wait no thats not supposed to happen

duino, i am gonna need you to test out the new tunnel for me by running as fast as possible into it.

im about to hit 'em with the oldest trick in the book

idk why but every time phasmophobia updates, it holds steam in a chokehold until i reinstall the game

reminder that fantastic has a higher INT than mr. house and caesar. ncr wins every time, babey.

fantastic is unironically the best character in all of fallout

WHOS NEXT
(thank you for this, thomas <3)

you've been hit by,
you've been struck by,

acorn

me at the circus of values

would you kindly take me to the hospital