Justin

Harris became responsible for other people when she wanted to be president

Commander Riker had a lot of weird shit in his mouth

Road salt is among the worst tools

Can I use the internet to gamble on when the president suggests nuking Iran on TV

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

Life is precious I'm not listening to a retired athlete pitch me on his tactical hemmeroid cream testosterone supplement for natural hair regrowth

MANDATORY TIMELINE CLEANSE

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

how it feels taking public transit rn

30 minute nap

Dear god lol

Brown people being murdered overseas doesn't affect them in any way they understand, but being owned online is the worst thing that could happen to them, especially if it's by some blue-haired barista.

Team America > Idiocracy

Actively trying to fix this

My only flaw is I don't ask people questions about themselves

Releasing the productivity nexus by rearranging my apartment again

Yes, person yelling at me on the street st 2am I hear you
No I am not answering

It's your god given right to shit on the street

Coffee is good

lots of fog and rain in nyc right now….

Sometimes it feels like the earth is moving

This is bait

Ah you have me mistaken for someone with flaws

Get their asses

I want to hug a cow

All money no magic

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Don't give me money for my dog there are so many more important things. I will wash dishes at the sports casino

I don't want to wash dishes at the sports casino someone give me $5k for my dog