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Samson πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈβ™Ώ

@keetfeet

A dozen medical disorders in a thrift store flannel. Perennial optimist and exhausted about it. they/them. ADHD, hEDS & Co. #UglyDogs (av c/o @noontimes on Insta)

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Chicago.

08.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 2259 πŸ” 652 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

10.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently this got resurrected and retweeted recently, which made me remember it exists. Please enjoy

10.03.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I watch a lot of vet and animal rescue stuff and I've heard "the last act of kindness" used for euthanasia and I feel it's very fitting. The responsibility for a life is very heavy, and maybe at its most crushing when euthanasia is the kindest choice we can make. You made a kind choice for her. β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

10.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Listen: buy yourself a tub seat. You can get one that folds, even, if you live in a small place like I do. They make narrow ones. Whatever you’re about to tell me to excuse it because you feel weird: they make one to solve that problem, and your crabby disabled auntie is telling you to do it

10.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm not on here much anymore but I was just thinking of you recently. I'm sorry things have been so hard. πŸ’œ (I'm also sorry that I was one of the people who gave you really unhelpful kid advice in the past, it was not very good-friend of me.)

10.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just bought mine!

05.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blair Braverman And Her 'Ugly Dogs' Prepare For Her First Iditarod The rookie musher and her team of rock-star racers, with their own social media following, face heavy snow, subzero temperatures and 938 miles of Alaskan wilderness.

No dogs are ugly ☺️

Here’s the explanation:

www.npr.org/2019/03/01/6...

04.03.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The news does not wait for you to get dressed

12.02.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That tracks, this is a very journalist thing to do

12.02.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

11.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 13559 πŸ” 4807 πŸ’¬ 243 πŸ“Œ 275
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COMMENTING GUIDE: Opposing Two Trump Regime Rules Banning Gender-Affirming Care, Deadline 2/17/26 | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland Get more from Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland on Patreon

1. @matthewcort.land's guide is very detailed, and they are a trusted source for this sort of call to action. If you have the time to go through the whole thing, it'll really help you craft the most impactful comment.

www.patreon.com/posts/commen...

06.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Judge Biery signed the order with a photo of Liam and two bible verses: The first is "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven." The second is simply "Jesus wept."

Astonishing thing for a judge to do.

31.01.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 11193 πŸ” 4076 πŸ’¬ 311 πŸ“Œ 331
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No Funding for ICE Surveillance Tech!

So the House is going to vote TOMORROW on the DHS funding bill that includes funding for ICE.

There's a real chance we can get Dems to vote NO on any bill with ICE funding to sink it.

Once it goes to the Senate we likely lose this chance.

24 hours. Go.

www.fightforthefuture.org/actions/no-f...

21.01.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 3068 πŸ” 1770 πŸ’¬ 94 πŸ“Œ 188
A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. The hand is from the Portland Frog, a person in an inflatable frog suit. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. The hand is from the Portland Frog, a person in an inflatable frog suit. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"

"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)"

This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.

23.12.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 2107 πŸ” 710 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 11

As usual I'm not on here much but I'm so sorry, I know this has been such an ordeal. Let me know if I can help with anything from nearby

16.01.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

11.01.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 19012 πŸ” 3373 πŸ’¬ 292 πŸ“Œ 186
OF THE EMPIRE

We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness.

OF THE EMPIRE We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness.

Ever relevant, this poem by Mary Oliver, especially today.

03.01.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 1882 πŸ” 862 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 25
2 stills from the animated series Bob's Burgers.
Top. Bob, a middle aged man in a white t-shirt and apron is walking up a flight of stairs. His daughter Louise is standing at the top of the flight. She is wearing a green dress and pink rabbit ear hat. At the bottom of the still says "It's been a rough year." 
Bottom. Same set up however Bob is a little more up the stairs and looking down exhausted. At the bottom of the still says "it's the first week of January."

2 stills from the animated series Bob's Burgers. Top. Bob, a middle aged man in a white t-shirt and apron is walking up a flight of stairs. His daughter Louise is standing at the top of the flight. She is wearing a green dress and pink rabbit ear hat. At the bottom of the still says "It's been a rough year." Bottom. Same set up however Bob is a little more up the stairs and looking down exhausted. At the bottom of the still says "it's the first week of January."

03.01.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You go down a fun research rabbit hole for all of THREE HOURS and

03.01.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I sure do! though I'm still trying to get my own right before I make them for anyone else

27.12.2025 17:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're in line to cybershame AI goobers into getting a hobby that won't destroy the planet and creative industries, STAY IN LINE!!!

30.11.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Just popping in bc I've been feeling disconnected from current events. Health is still variable. Doing intake with vocational rehab to see if they can help place me in a job that won't wreck my health. Started stimulants for ADHD--incredible. Have mostly had cromolyn but availability is still dicey.

30.11.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for looking! My dice sales basically all go towards food and vet bills for both my birds and rats!

28.11.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@loridiletto.bsky.social I'm like never here anymore but I see you have rebranded and wanted to say you are killing it with the new photos, the green velvet and the lace are πŸ’‹πŸ‘Œ

30.11.2025 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As far as I remember, Amazon requires each selling company to have a unique name, so... apparently that's the easiest way to accomplish that. Not the most trust-inspiring was, but I guess the easiest

30.11.2025 02:41 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just wanted to say my girlfriend is in her late 40s and 😍

30.11.2025 02:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The numbers in here are hilarious.

Do you use AI on the job?
Execs: 87%
Managers: 57%
Workers: 27%

Planned investment by 2030: $5T
"Necessary" annual revenue to justify that spend: $650B
Current annual revenue: $50B

30.11.2025 00:28 πŸ‘ 2290 πŸ” 782 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 87
Geordi La Forge Nope/Yes meme, but the yes has laser eyes in the visor: 

NOPE: 
"Do Not Comply In Advance"
- bossy
- already a cliche
- implies permission to comply later

YES: 
"Fuck You, Make Me"
- leads by example
- directs yelling at opposition instead of allies
- easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

Geordi La Forge Nope/Yes meme, but the yes has laser eyes in the visor: NOPE: "Do Not Comply In Advance" - bossy - already a cliche - implies permission to comply later YES: "Fuck You, Make Me" - leads by example - directs yelling at opposition instead of allies - easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner

05.10.2025 19:17 πŸ‘ 904 πŸ” 301 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Donate to Help Save Richard from Permanent Brain Damage, organized by Birgitta Abrahamsson Help Save Richard from Permanent Brain Damage My son Richard ha… Birgitta Abrahamsson needs your support for Help Save Richard from Permanent Brain Damage

I know I’m not really here much (I check messages/notifications though), but I wanted to share the gofundme of someone in the ME community.

This is urgent life or death. I don’t have much energy to promote this, but I hope you all will take up the cause:

gofund.me/8da0ebb46

03.10.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0