Crow T. Robot

Better. Appreciate that. Back atcha.

Shit bird couldn't stand up to a fire fly.

What these mother fuckers have done to children deserves execution.

Hegseth's reported spending millions on seafood... these people are just burning through our money.

What in the ever living fuck?!

Millions on seafood?

What in the ever living fuck?!

Sure. Let's go with that. It's the most polite.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Graham is as insane as Trump.

Very cool. At least 3 I wish I could see on the big screen:

Escape from Alcatraz
Black Mama White Mama

and Cool Hand Luke, which is one of my favorites.

I shockingly have not seen the other two.

McQuarrie is a choice that gets me interested.

I love Trace Crow's freak outs.

"I WANT MY UNDEROOS!"

"I WANT TO GET ON THE INFORMATION SUPER HIGHWAY!!"

I would throw The Phantom & The Shadow would be a swell triple feature. The Rocketeer would be top billed.

My brother! Absolutely top 25 film of all time. I saw it 3 times at the theater. Probably the last Hanks film I loved.

If you are watching Trump's presser right now, you are seeing beyond reasonable doubt a person not mentally suited for any position of responsibility. Even running a small store.

GOP members of the House and Senate: You are seeing this too.

That's awesome.

I learned something new today! I didn't know about the connection.

You could thread the needle that he meant walking around on prosthetics... but still, we should be able to understand & trust our leader.

Thankfully, I've never seen that wretched looking film.

*finger snaps of approval*

Reupping this because the film itself does not seem to be getting the love it should. This was a good flick. While I will concede it’s a little uneven, it’s also weird and energetic and very much “Fuck the patriarchy” and aware of its roots.

I know that feeling. The old internet guy pops up occasionally.

I love Arnold. But I want to see a Commando sequel only slightly more than I do a sequel to Raw Deal. And I loathe Raw Deal.

Get the rope. Open the trap door.

Fuck him. Get the rope.

Yes! That's what intrigued me.

I can guarantee it's 100 times better than GDT pos.

All of it. It's all a scam for someone else to make money.

The insider trading and (jfc) betting on all of this must be staggering.

They all need to hang.

Noted!

There ya go!

#FuckIt

At this point? Indulge.

Don't take things you like away. Unless medically you have to.

Have the fried chicken, the coffee, the milkshake.

Nothing is guaranteed anymore.

Fuck it.