An homage to a panel from the Achewood web comic. Phillipe, a young and eager otter, who is wearing a shirt and tie and a helmet for some reason, is happily singing a song to himself as follows:
Born... in the USA! I went to school and I got an... A!
I ate a hamburger and said hooray!
Maybe it will happen today!
The final line is obviously my addition. The art was redrawn by me and is not just a copy of the original panel. Done in black lines and halftone shading on a toned paper background.
You do not need to trouble Chris Onstad about this.
16.05.2025 13:30
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When was the last time America behaved in a way that made me proud? Try never. It’s never been something to be proud of, that’s why you need not identify with its structure & take its blame, especially when it’s hurting you badly in its web of global harm.
07.03.2026 05:47
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Ich wente to Sardi's once and got a Frensshe 75. Whenne the bartendir askid me yf Ich liked Newe Yorke, Ich seyde "Ich love thys citye wyth myne entyre hearte and soule" and Ich thynke Ich peraventure freakid hym out a bit.
07.03.2026 04:14
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No matter how or when he is stopped, the people he has killed-the children, the fishermen, the teachers, the elderly, the unlucky, all the lives-they are gone forever. They can never be brought back. The weight of this is just really heavy on my mind tonight.
07.03.2026 04:16
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Round 1, day 6!
Listen, read, VOTE!
marchxness.com#/1stround-bl...
06.03.2026 17:41
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07.03.2026 04:15
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"Whenever you get a chance, Mel, sit down."
Slim Pickens' advice to Mel Brooks during the filming of Blazing Saddles (1974)
07.03.2026 04:35
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Behind the Scenes: Blazing Saddles (Brooks, 1974) with Gene Wilder and Cleavon Little
YouTube video by Serious Feather
It's kind of miraculous that "Blazing Saddles" (1974) ever got made.
And this BTS video is a surprisingly wholesome delight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmR4...
06.03.2026 04:27
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Hidden at the end of this bill is its real purpose: defining trans existence as sexualized and a threat to children.
www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...
06.03.2026 21:06
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Percentage graph of the writer convention hotel lobby of those (1) drinking (2) excitedly talking (3) grimly writing alone (4) playing video chess (5) slowly, slowly drinking a diet Dr pepper (narrator)
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Timothée Chalamet pissing off the entire ballet and opera world is quite the thing
07.03.2026 04:52
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everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts
06.03.2026 20:30
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I NEED Louisiana photo sky to GET ON THIS
02.01.2026 17:55
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A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg
Rivers are living beings.
07.03.2026 01:31
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Witness at the Border & International Tribunal of Conscience join Florida Immigration Coalition (FLIC) and Florida Interfaith Coalition at vigil and protests along with dozens of other local, national and international organizations
03.03.2026 15:44
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I was reading a book with MTV on, same as it ever was
07.03.2026 05:11
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Rent relief for two undocumented mothers at risk of eviction. Venmo funds to @ntm504
I’m reaching out again to ask for support for New Orleans immigrant families. We’re seeking $3,000 to keep these two families housed.
#AbolishICE #NOLAsky
05.03.2026 22:29
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Good morning! We’re halfway there! Thank you and please keep sharing! #AbolishICE #MutualAid
06.03.2026 13:49
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They already did enough damage since striking Iran, there’s no reason they can’t stop & go home now! Instead of committing to continue with the agreement of Congress. They can just stop any time. It’s nothing but bloodlust.
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one of the few bennies of being sick is you can dominate a giant bowl of garlic ramen and hit the hay at like 8:00pm and everybody is like very smart, take care of self
dawg this is all i want to do every day
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livejournal emailed me this week to let me know that we've ~ been together ~ for 25 years and < old lady titanic gif >
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dommes going to subway and getting really disappointed both in terms of lack of sexual partners there but also because the quality of the sandwiches is extremely low even by sub standards
04.03.2026 18:47
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I would counter with one of my favorites.
🎶 Jesus in the morning/Jesus in the evening/Jesus at super time/With Jesus on a bagel/You can have Jesus anytime 🎶
06.03.2026 01:52
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Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh
05.03.2026 19:25
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The fascist in chief is not long for this world. Other people know this too.
06.03.2026 03:38
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so many people have headed calls to move off Google to places like proton. Actual useful advice is that you try to keep as much sensitive info offline as possible.
05.03.2026 20:57
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FIRST THEY CAME FOR MY COLLEGE (OFFICIAL TRAILER)
YouTube video by Otis Lucas
#NewCollegeOfFlorida
The signs that went up in 2023 said #YourCampusIsNext.
What really happened (and what's happening next)?
New documentary dropped that spent a *lot* of time on the ground:
youtu.be/29WXahafjsM?...
06.03.2026 03:40
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Still love it.
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